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smoothcriminal

24 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am spontaneous, talented, and goofy.

My Self-Summary

I am 24 and returning to college after a year off. Longest year of my life....let me give you some advise, DO NOT live with your parents after the age of 21! Ok, on to me now...

I do love my family. I'm the oldest of 8 children, and I couldn't live without those kids. They truely make me smile.

Another huge part of my life is Jesus. No, I'm not some religious fanatic. Yes, I party, I have premarital sex, I don't go to church every Sunday. But I do love Jesus and I do have basic Christian morals, such as a longing to help others and a kind-hearted nature.

I also love singing, dancing, anything music related. Singing is my true passion in life. I wish I could do that for a living, but it's just not practical. I wish it were. I am also a fan of movies and reality TV. For some reason I can't get enough of Flavor of Love right now. It's all I'll watch. I also have a love for online gaming, video games, and Sheepshead. And of course reading is my all-time favorite pastime.

I love the Green Bay Packers. And yes, I have a Packer tattoo. There is a 4 in it which will soon be getting covered now that Brett has betrayed my heart and gone Viking. I am broken...

If you want to know more, just let me know. There's so much more to learn about me. Check out my journal...the posts are few and far between, but they give a little insight.

What I’m doing with my life

Heading back to college to finish my degree!

I’m really good at

Singing, dancing, acting, and public speaking. I also try to take care of everyone I care about, and make everyone happy.

The first things people usually notice about me

Physically? I'm not going to lie, but I have large breasts. Ok ok ok, so I've been scolded about this. Not only my breasts, but my smile and eyes I'm told too. I guess you can judge for yourself. Personality wise? I am very outgoing, and am usually out meeting new people and striking up conversations.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) The Giver by Lois Lowry, A Million Little Pieces by James Frey, How To Make Love Like a Pornstar by Jenna Jameson, The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillipa Gregory, A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Brey and my favorite authors are Chuck Palahniuk, Dean Koontz, Wally Lamb...I just love to read.

(b) The Faculty, Queen of the Damned, Thirteen, Amadeus, Amelie, Out Cold, Monsters Inc., Anne of the Thousand Days, The Crucible, Mean Girls, Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, Scarface, and Kill Bill 1&2

(c) I love female-fronted rock bands: Kittie, Fireflight, Paramore, Evanescence, Otep, The Dollyrots, The Donnas.
Totally into the hard rock: Orgy, Staind, Godsmack, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Killswitch Engage, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Mudvayne, Reveille, The Offspring. My favorite band right now is Bullet For My Valentine.
Female Vocalists: Britney, Alanis, Samantha Mumba, Ashlee Simpson, Christina, Kelly Clarkson.
I also love many other random bands: Portishead, Point of Grace, Lady D, Foreigner, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, and yes even Backstreet Boys.
My favorite singer ever is Michael Jackson. My favorite singer now and forever is Fefe Dobson. And my favorite band of all time is Firehouse.

(d) Tacos, Macaroni & Cheese, Mountain Dew, Java Monster, Soup and Sandwiches, Beer

e=TV so...
(e) Spongebob Squarepants, American Idol, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, The L Word, Law and Order: SVU, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Yo Gabba Gabba, Unsolved Mysteries, Dark Shadows, The Simple Life, What Not To Wear

The six things I could never do without

Christ, toothpaste, music to sing and dance to, my family, good books to read, incense, coffee...wait is that more than six???

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What I'm going to do with my life. I really haven't figured it out yet. Sometimes it stresses me out, but usually, I don't care. I'm so carefree, I'm just trying to have a good time and live life to the fullest. I'll figure things out as they come.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out at the bar, or at home drinking. Or sleeping.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I already said I had big boobs, isn't that private?

You should message me if

You want to talk to me! I am a good listener, and fun to chat with. But if you are also looking for something more, maybe a good friend to drink coffee with, or maybe a nice girl to take out for a movie and drinks, I would also suggest messaging me.