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smorp

51 / M / Bisexual / Single

London, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
May 14
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.95m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French

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My self-summary
I prefer the obnoxious over the demure, the extra over the ordinary, dry wit over slapstick, gameness over gameyness, attitude over appearance and hipness over hipstersness. I think people-watching is better than TV-watching, sometimes I am funny, and other times just funny looking. I'm confident and happy and that sounds cocky and I am I swear.
In my bedroom you'll find a snowboard, CD, boxes of plugs'n'switches, old sox'n'pants, books, bass guitar, armchair, bike bits, coffee cups cans and bottles, lists of things to do and accomplish and a messy boy or two .....

I am gregarious, generous, and reliable
What I’m doing with my life
havin as much fun as possible
I’m really good at
I am the Original Super Node. The Jizzy goop that binds gritty Londoners, the mousewheel Ringmaster. THE Heartbreaker. Beyond perception. A master life designer. Enlightened. And love of Geeks doesn't come any bigger than mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
my height, my volume, my enthusiasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the tenant, the nightporter, gummo, the blood spattered bride, eureka, the fall of the house of usher, twin falls idaho, thundercrack, cannibal holocaust, the lair of the white worm, cabaret, rebel without a cause, i spit on your grave, tarnation, salon kitty, driller killer, the man who fell to earth........
geek love (Katherine Dunn), foucaults pendulum (Eco), techgnosis (Erik Davies), the glass bead game, demian, the weirdstone of brisingamen, Master and the Margherita (Bulgakov), experimental magic, sarah (JTLeroy), try and closer (dennis cooper)...........
aphex twin, placebo, punk, vicious techno, drum and bass, suede, minimal electronic brinkmann, tiefschwarz, T.Raumschmiere, dopplereffekt, princess superstar, suicide, rex the dog and any other dirty electropunk.......
The six things I could never do without
Things i can't live without

1a. Music, 1b. People, 1c. Lights

Things i don't live without

1a. Bike, 1b. Lib-Tech Emmagator 165, 1c. K2 Fatty's

2a. My mobile phone, 2b. Synchronised Outlook Contacts folder

3a. Music-sharing networks, 3b. CD burner, 3c. Mac's and PC's

4a. Garlic and Scotch Bonnets, 4b. Spinach, 4c. Midnight feasts, 4d. Coffee

5a. My Library, 5b. Magazine Subscriptions

6a. Reading lists, 6b. Making lists, 6c. Lists

...or...

Creatively: My cameras and computers, amp and bass guitar, sequencer and reason2, picture frames and empty walls.

Nostalgically: Someone's long-forgotten CD of Elvis Presley or The Normal.

Psychologically: My Passport.

Atmospherically: Drinking sangria in Barcelona on a warm summer night, looking at people and loving the noise. Listening to the ocean. Echoes in the mountains

Emotionally: My beautiful, wondrous friends.

Parenthetically: I'm definitely *not* this precious
I spend a lot of time thinking about
freedom adventure and surprise
On a typical Friday night I am
out drinking dancing and trying to kick ass my mates into general debauchery
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
U can stimulate my imagination, scare me senseless make me laugh, enjoy this adventure and accompany me in my dreams. If you cherish your independence, expect the improbable, deserve the impossible, I'd like to be around..

I 'm gon' hitch my star to the best wagon and if you're brave enough and want to get to the beautiful hidden places then come along with me, I'm ready, LET'S GO!