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27 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

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Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Petrichor.

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What I’m doing with my life
Working for a company that does a lot of cool stuff for original web series.

Feeding my love of food, beer, wine, and spirits. And music.

Living in Bushwick. And all that entails.

Need to play my lectric violin moar.

If I could get a fast internet connection in the boonies, I'd probably be saving up to buy an abandoned atlas missile silo and build it into a modern house/supervillian lair.

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I’m really good at
Drinking. Coding. Imagining. ... a few others, somewhere.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I have two different colored eyes.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Neal Stephenson, William Gibson, a little bit of early 20th century Russian absurdism. Noam Chomsky. Kurt Vonnegut. Aldous Huxley.

Brazil is my favorite. I'm not listing the whole shebang.

Classical to bluegrass to metal to avant-garde electronic to who the fuck knows what. I can't give you my favorites because it ultimately depends on my mood and current task. But radiohead.. yes.

TV is Archer, Dr. Who, Battlestar, Stargate, and various crappy crime dramas.

If it tastes good I love it. Except bowls of green peas. Those give me panic attacks. And peanut butter. Sorry, don't like it. Sticks to the roof of my mouth. And fuck captain crunch, that shit is made of sugar and razor blades for serious. Cuts the crap out of the roof of your mouth.

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The six things I could never do without
Sex, drugs and transistors. IPA, ginger ale (the real stuff, not that schwepps crap), and coffee.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
At this particular moment? Whether or not humanity will self destruct, and whether or not this is in fact related to the Fermi Paradox.

Ten minutes ago I was thinking about something else. Probably cake. Or lemons. Cave Johnson said it best: When life gives you lemons, ask to see life's manager. Then burn his house down with the fucking lemons.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Out with a few friends. If the weather is absolutely abysmal, reading or hulu/netflix/amazon ondemand. Yeah. I'm a cord cutter.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes jump out of planes.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Let's take over the world.

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