Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, where do I start with this thing? I'm not sure, but my mom
said I should put myself out there... Or maybe it was my Grandma...
Hmmm, actually it was probably my sister. That sounds like
something she'd say...... Hmmm well, A name will work I guess, so
I'm Chris. I like happy women. I like pretty women. I like women
with a sense of humor. I like women who would enjoy getting and
staying fit with me. I like women who will lounge around all night
with me as we share a pizza, watching entire seasons of shows on
Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc.
I really enjoy funny women, women who will wrestle with me, be
vulnerable with me, be honest with me, and want it all in return.
Also, someone who will correct the glaring punctuation errors on
this page. (The last part's not mandatory though, just things that
I like.) I would like a woman who loves to travel and go on crazy
adventures with me. The kind who will not so silently suffer as I
teach myself how to play guitar, and knock out my bucket list with
Hopefully that gives you a little insight into the kind of person I
am. If you're still having a hard time, just know that I'm awesome,
and I'd like someone who can be awesome with me.Haha Oh, and
there's more, you should email me to find out the more.
DISCLAIMER: I am not looking for a hookup, I do have some class...
unless you're into that kind of thing of course. Oh, and I will
definitely not send you random d*** pics. My mom, my grandma, my
sister, and my lesbian best friend all said that this is rude... So
I'll take their word for it, though I'm not sure where they get
this information from.... So no d*** pics
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I operate the nuclear reactors on board submarines for the Navy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scuba Diving, figuring out how stuff works, and finding ways to
bring movie quotes into the conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height or lack of it I guess, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game. Anything by Stephen King, Harry Potter, The
Hunger Games trilogy, Game of Thrones, The Sword of Truth.
TV Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, and
Movies: Anything entertaining
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to travel to different places
If you're interested in the other four things then ask me about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the number 42, my daughter. I also just began to wonder
where the line between persistent and creepy is on these
things..... And I bet that statement might have made you go to the
next page... Hopefully you see the humor in it and managed to keep
reading, if not, meh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends out on the town, or just relaxing in the house. Now I
kind of lean towards nights watching cartoons and keeping monsters
out of my 5 year olds room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's
illegal in nine countries and made with bits of real panther, so
you know it's good. ;)
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