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smurf1109

26 Saint Marys, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well, where do I start with this thing? I'm not sure, but my mom said I should put myself out there... Or maybe it was my Grandma... Hmmm, actually it was probably my sister. That sounds like something she'd say...... Hmmm well, A name will work I guess, so I'm Chris. I like happy women. I like pretty women. I like women with a sense of humor. I like women who would enjoy getting and staying fit with me. I like women who will lounge around all night with me as we share a pizza, watching entire seasons of shows on Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc.

I really enjoy funny women, women who will wrestle with me, be vulnerable with me, be honest with me, and want it all in return. Also, someone who will correct the glaring punctuation errors on this page. (The last part's not mandatory though, just things that I like.) I would like a woman who loves to travel and go on crazy adventures with me. The kind who will not so silently suffer as I teach myself how to play guitar, and knock out my bucket list with me.

Hopefully that gives you a little insight into the kind of person I am. If you're still having a hard time, just know that I'm awesome, and I'd like someone who can be awesome with me.Haha Oh, and there's more, you should email me to find out the more.

DISCLAIMER: I am not looking for a hookup, I do have some class... unless you're into that kind of thing of course. Oh, and I will definitely not send you random d*** pics. My mom, my grandma, my sister, and my lesbian best friend all said that this is rude... So I'll take their word for it, though I'm not sure where they get this information from.... So no d*** pics
What I’m doing with my life
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I operate the nuclear reactors on board submarines for the Navy.
I’m really good at
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Scuba Diving, figuring out how stuff works, and finding ways to bring movie quotes into the conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height or lack of it I guess, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game. Anything by Stephen King, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games trilogy, Game of Thrones, The Sword of Truth.

TV Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, and Archer.

Movies: Anything entertaining
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
The ability to travel to different places
If you're interested in the other four things then ask me about them. ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the number 42, my daughter. I also just began to wonder where the line between persistent and creepy is on these things..... And I bet that statement might have made you go to the next page... Hopefully you see the humor in it and managed to keep reading, if not, meh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends out on the town, or just relaxing in the house. Now I kind of lean towards nights watching cartoons and keeping monsters out of my 5 year olds room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries and made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. ;)
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