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smurfysailor

32 M Berea, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I am Smurfy Sailor aka Smurfay.
That is my online name that I go by. I generally don't give out my irl name or location to people online that I don't know very well. For the perfect girl I'd be willing to move to the other side of the country to be with her or even to another country for that matter.

I am into lots of things including playing video games, watching comedy tv shows, cartoons & animé, listening to Symphonic Metal & Pop/Rock/Dance/Euro music, and most importantly I enjoy having fun. :-) I also enjoy watching science fiction, fantasy, mystery and horror thriller tv shows and movies. I have a really cool website with games I made myself, image galleries, music, stories, and lots of other fun stuff. If you want to check it out, please visit:

Smurfy Sailor’s Corner of the Universe

Other websites/games I like to play on are Neopets (been going there for over 10 years now) & Maple Story.

I play Dance Dance Revolution more than any other game. I'm not the best there is, but I am pretty good and can do well both at single and doubles play modes. I am also into Pop'n Music, Beatmania, Guitar Freaks, Drum Mania, and any other dance simulation game. I am also really good at pinball.

Visit my profile here: http://smurfysailor.zxq.net/smurfyprofile.html
What I’m doing with my life
working and having fun.
I’m really good at
Treating people the way I want to be treated back, Writing, drawing, playing video games, DDR, puzzles, Neopets games, being a good friend, being clean, hygiene.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
CYOA books; Fantasy/Comedy/Horror Thriller Movies/TV shows; Music: My Last.fm Profile ; Food that isn't seafood. :-P
The six things I could never do without
Sustenance, Shelter, Cleanliness, Clothing, Fun, Privacy
On a typical Friday night I am
Totally varies, I might be working or having fun or sleeping...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Superficially, the most physically attractive adult girl of my dreams has orange hair, freckles and has a flat chest... However, I do find many Asian girls extremely superficially attractive too. ***Keep in mind though that I will choose to be with someone based on who they are and their personality and how well we get along, not based on physical appearances.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are a clean hygienic person and you are not highly religious.

I am always interested in making new friends. If we have a high match here on okcupid and we have similar interests you should contact me so we can become friends. :-)

Before anything else it is important to be friends first so lets start there. If you want to be more than friends with me lets start as friends and see where things go from there.

Here are some things I look for in a person that I would be interested in as more than friends:

I am looking more for an eternal soul mate actually to spend the rest of my life with. If you want intercourse on a regular basis I am not the man for you. I am looking for you if you like to have fun, you enjoy comedy and cartoons/animé, you like to play video games, you are open-minded, you don't jump to conclusions, you can commit, you don't smoke or drink alcohol, and you wear little or no makeup/cosmetics.

I am looking for a girl (or a guy) who is fun, who enjoys having fun, has a sparkly personality, someone with a good sense of humour, and someone who is happy basically ALL or at least a good percentage of the time who doesn't let little things get to you. Someone who is smart is a plus, but I'd much rather have someone fun that I get along with than someone who is a brain if u know what I mean. What I really care about in finding my perfect match is who you are as a person and how well we get along and what we have in common definitely... however I know it is superficial but here are the (non personality) features that will especially physically attract me to a person (guy or girl):

1) I want someone who is FLAT CHESTED (or very close to it). If you have big boobs I am going to have huge trouble with being intimate with you. Big Boobs are ÜBER gross!!! Sorry
2) I prefer someone who is HAPPY and has a big beautiful smile like ALL of the time is ideal (or at least most of the time). If ur happy then I am happy and that is such a turn-on. :-)
3) Orange/red hair is MEGA hot.
4) I want someone who is NATURAL. Makeup makes people look ugly... and if you wear a lot of it you should join the circus cuz u look like a clown, literally. If you have to use makeup use a minimum amount and still look quite natural still. If you have freckles, lemme see em, don't cover them up. If u wanna use lip gloss/balm that is fine. I prefer a person w/o lipstick but not required. But if u do use it, it had better look good on u and not make u look hideous. If you have hair on your arms, legs or anywhere else on ur body, that is very attractive and sexy, and especially for a girl.

Here is what I look for in my perfect girl/guy:

Being good friends first is important to me. It should come naturally for both of us, like we totally click together naturally. I have no intention of changing who I am as a person to make you happy, nor would I expect you to change who you are for me either. For my perfect match, I would need someone who likes to have fun and is fun to be around. Someone who will not get angry just because I should look in the direction of another girl or guy and find them attractive. I will have attractions to other girls now and during a committed relationship. Its just an attraction and a part of being human, not love, how can anyone be attracted to only one person anyway, eh? I wouldn't expect you to not get attractions to other people. (Acting on these attractions for example going behind the other's back to cheat with the other person ur attracted to is unacceptable) (Having thoughts or dreams of others is ok as long as you stay loyal and true to the one you love.) I would never expect something of someone else that I wouldn't be prepared to do myself, that just would not be fair. This is extremely important here: I need my match to be someone who will not just assume things and jump to conclusions. Someone who if there is an issue will talk to me first before jumping to conclusions from nothing and flipping out like a maniac. There are plenty of stresses in life as it is, I want a relationship that can relieve those stresses, and not add to them. I need someone who has an open mind, that is VERY important, and is someone I can talk to, and who will accept me for who I am. Someone who has similar tastes and opinions as me is a big plus. I do not drink alcohol and I don't smoke, I would very much prefer a mate who is the same way on that. MANDATORY: I need someone who can commit and follow through with that commitment. They say it is guys who can't commit, but I find from my own personal experiences with girls that it is GIRLS that are that way, not me. I Don't know who it is that came up with that stereotype but tis very inaccurate, at least from my experiences in life (so far) anyway...