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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 20
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Catholicism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I like to make obscure pop-culture references at the wrong times, sometimes I may be awkward and I absolutely have an awful sense of humor. Not awful as in I tell shitty jokes, awful in the sense that I joke about horrific things.

I enjoy staying informed about many things. The upside to having a lot of downtime is being able to read lots of things. I tend not to read many books unless I am really interested in a topic. Wikipedia is a godsend, I can spend hours reading on there, then regurgitate it in conversation to make myself look smart.

I used to cook for a living and worked my way up to a high level during college, but now that I graduated and working for a huge corporation I'm finding the massiv amounts of free time a little unsettling.

I have a confused political ideology and I like it that way.

I live alone and like to stay up late listening to awful music.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being awesome and doing cool shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, even in the worst situations, working with technology and photography, or so I'm told.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My terrible sense of humor, and that despite my stature and outward appearance, I am genuinely nice and wont rip your head off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read catcher in the Rye on average at least once a year, other than that, I read a lot of nonfiction and there's almost always a cookbook from some avant garde 3 Michelin Star restaurant on my coffee table.

My favorite movies are dumb comedies or Martin Scorsese films. As for television, I watch a lot of cooking shows and say "Yeah, I could do that" and then never do.

I'll admit it, most of the music I like is shitty hardcore, but since moving to a new area I found a Spanish radio station and it's awesome.

As for food, I'll try anything at least once. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Talk Radio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most of the time, I think about hilarious things and ways to make jokes. But when I'm not doing that i think about time travel (Not really). When I'm not thinking about jokes, I'm thinking about music, or contemplating world events.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging with some of my friends, participating in various activities. Or, home alone taking in a heavy dose of shitty television.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, late at night, I pretend I'm the only human left on earth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're awesome, want to hang out with someone awesome, have a pulse, and can spell somewhat correctly, and enjoy run-on sentences. The pulse part is negotiable. (That last part is a joke).