I like to make obscure pop-culture references at the wrong times, sometimes I may be awkward and I absolutely have an awful sense of humor. Not awful as in I tell shitty jokes, awful in the sense that I joke about horrific things.
I enjoy staying informed about many things. The upside to having a lot of downtime is being able to read lots of things. I tend not to read many books unless I am really interested in a topic. Wikipedia is a godsend, I can spend hours reading on there, then regurgitate it in conversation to make myself look smart.
I used to cook for a living and worked my way up to a high level during college, but now that I graduated and working for a huge corporation I'm finding the massiv amounts of free time a little unsettling.
I have a confused political ideology and I like it that way.
I live alone and like to stay up late listening to awful music.
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome and doing cool shit.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, even in the worst situations, working with
technology and photography, or so I'm told.
The first things people usually notice about me
My terrible sense of humor, and that despite my stature and outward
appearance, I am genuinely nice and wont rip your head off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read catcher in the Rye on average at least once a year, other than that, I read a lot of nonfiction and there's almost always a cookbook from some avant garde 3 Michelin Star restaurant on my coffee table.
My favorite movies are dumb comedies or Martin Scorsese films. As for television, I watch a lot of cooking shows and say "Yeah, I could do that" and then never do.
I'll admit it, most of the music I like is shitty hardcore, but since moving to a new area I found a Spanish radio station and it's awesome.
As for food, I'll try anything at least once. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most of the time, I think about hilarious things and ways to make
jokes. But when I'm not doing that i think about time travel (Not
really). When I'm not thinking about jokes, I'm thinking about
music, or contemplating world events.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably hanging with some of my friends, participating in various
activities. Or, home alone taking in a heavy dose of shitty
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, late at night, I pretend I'm the only human left on
You should message me if
You're awesome, want to hang out with someone awesome, have a
pulse, and can spell somewhat correctly, and enjoy run-on
sentences. The pulse part is negotiable. (That last part is a