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31 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the descendent of cowboys, bohemians and hearty pioneer stock. This accounts for my fondness for whiskey based drinks, my dueling liberal arts degrees and my inability to find boots that fit over my strapping calf muscles.

My parents were hippies. It was not until junior high that I realized that it was not normal to have a Christmas nativity scene where the shepherds are making a pilgrimage to see Buddha.

I was raised without a television. Although I am generally proud of this it also means I am often lacking cultural references from the 80's and early 90's. Fair warning.

I have more tattoos than my mother approves of but less than seems to be trendy.

Despite my unicorn pillow cases, I am not a unicorn and have no interest in becoming one.

I make fantastic pies. It’s all about the crust.

Life is too short to do the cross word in pencil. I live dangerously, I use pen.

I have a background in classical music.

I received my Masters Certification in London. I have not felt at home ever since.

I am an unabashed "fat" girl.

I drive a stick shift. I have been told this is a selling point.

I dislike chalkboards, squeaky athletic socks, bad poetry, glazed doughnuts, when people drop the "d" in "sandwich" and the use of "lol".

I very much like dark beer, double knit polyester (in moderation), ripping recipes out of cooking magazines, carbohydrates, the color chartreuse, polka music (no really, I want to learn to yodel so bad), The National Geographic, the smell of ripe tomatoes, This American Life (as in the Ira Glass radio program), jam and jellies of all kinds (particularly lemon curd), naps on sunny afternoons and Volvo station wagons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a draper/pattern cutter i.e. the person who makes patterns used to make clothes. Or basically the point at which geometry becomes origami.
I work as a draper at a theater in Seattle (amongst other things).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing, writing cheesy country songs, pie baking, sitting around drinking coffee and judging people who don't tip or order 20oz cappuccinos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses
My enormous hair
That I was the person who just got on the bus, dropped something, then swore loudly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I am currently four chapters in to:
'The Cats Table' by Michael Ondaatje
'Cutting for Stone' by Abraham Verghese
'Outliers' by Malcolm Gladwell

Movies:
Cold Comfort Farm = Best movie of all time
The Fall = Costume orgasm
Troll Hunter = Everyone should watch Troll Hunter. It's hilarious.

Music:
Most recently I have been listening to a lot of T.Rex. Current favorites include: Karen Dalton, Jack Rose, Wanda Jackson, Howlin' Wolf, Nick Drake, Cookie and the Cupcakes.

Food:
Don't Like: Beets
Am a huge fan of: Cheese

I am a very good cook and am a fan of exotic kitchen gadgets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tooth brush
2. Tooth paste
3. Floss (I am very serious about dental hygiene. I am only kind of joking.)
4. Coffee
5. Sewing machine
6. Making lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am making for dinner.
Making clothes.
If I should go teach English in Korea.
How to get a resident visa to move back to the UK.
How much burlap as decor annoys me. Seriously, have you seen the shit people post on pinterest?
How I have no patience for bullshit or douchewaffles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
To be honest most likely sewing something. I need to get out more. Please give me a reason to be doing something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never watched The Never Ending Story. I am okay with that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you too enjoy the satisfaction of a capitalized and correctly puntuated sentence!

If you too have more then three syllables to say on any given topic that you think might be of interest to both of us!

And if you too are tired of the lazy, vacuous drivel that seems to constitute correspondence on this site!

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