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31 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 28
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I am going to New Mexico for the summer.

Also, if you are married stop now. I am not interested and honestly really tired of being propositioned by married guys looking for a mistress and/or poly dudes looking for a third. Fuck off.

Now that that's out of the way!

I am the descendent of cowboys, bohemians and hearty pioneer stock. This accounts for my fondness for whiskey based drinks, my dueling liberal arts degrees and my inability to find boots that fit over my strapping calf muscles.

My parents were hippies. It was not until junior high that I realized that it was not normal to have a Christmas nativity scene where the shepherds are making a pilgrimage to see Buddha.

I was raised without a television. Although I am generally proud of this it also means I am often lacking cultural references from the 80's and early 90's. Fair warning.

I have more tattoos than my mother approves of but less than seems to be trendy.

Despite my unicorn pillow cases, I am not a unicorn and have no interest in becoming one.

I make fantastic pies. It’s all about the crust.

Life is too short to do the cross word in pencil. I live dangerously, I use pen.

I have a background in classical music.

I received my Masters Certification in London. I have not felt at home ever since.

I am an unabashed "fat" girl. But I have been informed that "I don't carry myself like a fat person." Whatever the hell that means.

I am straight(ish).

I drive a stick shift. I have been told this is a selling point.

I dislike chalkboards, squeaky athletic socks, bad poetry, glazed doughnuts, when people drop the "d" in "sandwich" and the use of "lol".

I very much like dark beer, double knit polyester (in moderation), ripping recipes out of cooking magazines, carbohydrates, the color chartreuse, polka music (no really, I want to learn to yodel so bad), The National Geographic, the smell of ripe tomatoes, This American Life (as in the Ira Glass radio program), jam and jellies of all kinds (particularly lemon curd), naps on sunny afternoons and Volvo station wagons.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a draper/pattern cutter i.e. the person who makes patterns used to make clothes. Or basically the point at which geometry becomes origami.
I work as a draper at a theater in Seattle (amongst other things).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing, singing in the car, pie baking, reading street maps, road trips.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses
My enormous hair
That I was the person who just got on the bus, dropped something, then swore loudly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am currently four chapters in to:
'The Cats Table' by Michael Ondaatje
'Cutting for Stone' by Abraham Verghese
'Outliers' by Malcolm Gladwell

Cold Comfort Farm = Best movie of all time
The Fall = Costume orgasm
Troll Hunter = Everyone should watch Troll Hunter. It's hilarious.

Most recently I have been listening to a lot of T.Rex and Vashti Bunyan. Current favorites include: Karen Dalton, Jack Rose, Wanda Jackson, Howlin' Wolf, Nick Drake, Cookie and the Cupcakes.

Don't Like: Beets
Am a huge fan of: Cheese

I cook and am a fan of exotic kitchen gadgets...and jam.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tooth brush
2. Tooth paste
3. Floss (I am very serious about dental hygiene. I am only kind of joking.)
4. Coffee
5. Sewing machine
6. Making lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am making for dinner.
Making clothes.
If I should go teach English in Korea.
How to get a resident visa to move back to the UK.
How much burlap as decor annoys me. Seriously, have you seen the shit people post on Pinterest?
How I have no patience for bullshit or douchewaffles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
To be honest most likely sewing something. I need to get out more. Please give me a reason to be doing something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never watched The Never Ending Story. I am okay with that.
You should message me if
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You have something to say other than "u r hot".