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snarferer

30 M Memphis, TN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel at the same time constantly in flux and yet the same as I was when I was 8. I am a cynical old man who is occasionally struck by the mad beauty of the world. I want to be Jim Morrison, but it turns out I'm too square.

Really, my summation of myself changes on a fairly frequent basis, and I have no desire to keep a journal here. I like learning new things, and I like examining the minutiae of everyday life. I like situations where I have to step out of myself or have a fairly certain goal in sight. For example, I like to dance, but I want there to be some underlying structure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life is in flux. More details on request.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Proofreading. Goading grammar Nazis into pointing out the flaws in my profile I've likely overlooked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They can range from bright blue to green to gray depending on my mood and the weather. I've been told they're piercing and sinister, but they were probably just flirting with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate this part b/c I could be here all night Books- I like Anne Rice, even the smutty stuff she wrote under Rampling. Stephen King, though primarily for the Dark Tower Series. Dean Koontz, Tolkien, David Sedaris, Frank Herbert, Piers Anthony, Orson Scott Card, Philip K. Dick, Terry Goodkind, Augusten Burroughs, Robert Jordan, Chuck Palhaniuk, Malcolm Gladwell, and Hunter S. Thompsom as well as many more.

Movies- Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill, Rules of Attraction, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, 12 Monkeys, Requiem for a Dream, anything Monty Python, True Romance, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Donnie Darko, Office Space, V for Vendetta, Moulin Rouge, Sin City, Garden State, ect. Really anything from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Music- Tool, Pink Floyd, Radiohead lately, Hendrix, The Doors, APC, Alice in Chains, Ben Harper, most classical, bad 80s music, System of a Down, Bob Marley, David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, Clapton, HeD P.E., Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, Fuel, Incubus, Lost Prophets, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Kanye West, Lynard Skynard, The Distillers, Wyclef Jean. Rock, blues, jazz, rap. Anything that has some soul put into it and nothing that doesn't.

Foods- Anything I haven't had before. Anything spicy. Anything Thai or Mexican or Vietnamese. I like flavors so bold they remind you that you're alive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, Purpose, Sex, Passion, Food and Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, population genetics, the buddhist lifestyle, flow cytometry, space ships, music, meaning, my hopes and dreams, the hopes and dreams of others, weakness, strength, money, sex, the interplay of power, finding a niche into which I fit, everything and anything. I'm a little addicted to wikipedia and the way I can find out all about the (fictional) history of the necronomicon the moment my curiosity is stirred.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I had a typical activity, I wouldn't do it just to be contrary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can admit anything you can get the balls to ask me; I'm not a very reticent person. Want proof? Just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read this far down without skipping. Or just for the hell of it, I think that's a pretty good reason to do most things.