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snarflesaurus

25 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 29, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new to New York.

Wanna hang out?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I scan brains. Crazy brains. I occasionally stimulate those same brains.

I also code neuroscience software while reading any blog that begins with a # and simultaneously listening to Harry Potter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cocktails (warning: I know my shit).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have large anime eyes. They are blue. I have inked images and words on my skin. I also have various man-made holes, adorned with various metallic sparkly items.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: How to be a Woman, Gone Girl, Game of Thrones, Achilles in Vietnam, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Just Like Someone Without Mental Illness Only More, Everything is Illuminated, When the Killings Done

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Spirited Away, Moonrise Kingdom, Clerks, Girl Movies (Shhhh, don't tell anyone), Hard Candy, Harry GODDAMN Potter, American Psycho, Dark Crystal, The Saint (Fuck yeah), Mortal Kombat, The Room

Shows: Archer, Buffy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Revenge, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Dexter, Law and Order: SVU, (Do I watch too much TV? The answer is NO, FUCK YOU), American Horror Story, Girls, Game of Thrones, Nurse Jackie, BBC Sherlock, The IT Crowd, Weeds

Music: Black Keys, Gogol Bordello, Brand New, Junior Kimbrough, A$AP Rocky, Die Antwoord, Wax Tailor, RJD2, Massive Attack, Garbage, Crystal Castles, Aesop Rock, MSI, TV on the RADIO

Food: I LOVE FOOD
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Rye whiskey
- Pizza
- Kids' socks
- 30 Rock
- Bathrobes
- Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Girlthings ().

What did Dodos taste like?

Is this some sexist bullshit?

Holy Hell!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar

or

Asleep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to meet a fun new friend and explore the city
- Need a drinking companion
- Pet a cute cat
- Have someone hold your hand while you get tattooed
- You are a girl (there are none on the Internet, I know this)