snarflesaurus
26 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I'm new to New York.

Wanna hang out?
What I’m doing with my life
I scan brains. Crazy brains. I occasionally stimulate those same brains.

I also code neuroscience software while reading any blog that begins with a # and simultaneously listening to Harry Potter.
I’m really good at
Making cocktails (warning: I know my shit).
The first things people usually notice about me
I have large anime eyes. They are blue. I have inked images and words on my skin. I also have various man-made holes, adorned with various metallic sparkly items.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: How to be a Woman, Gone Girl, Game of Thrones, Achilles in Vietnam, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Just Like Someone Without Mental Illness Only More, Everything is Illuminated, When the Killings Done

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Spirited Away, Moonrise Kingdom, Clerks, Girl Movies (Shhhh, don't tell anyone), Hard Candy, Harry GODDAMN Potter, American Psycho, Dark Crystal, The Saint (Fuck yeah), Mortal Kombat, The Room

Shows: Archer, Buffy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Revenge, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Dexter, Law and Order: SVU, (Do I watch too much TV? The answer is NO, FUCK YOU), American Horror Story, Girls, Game of Thrones, Nurse Jackie, BBC Sherlock, The IT Crowd, Weeds

Music: Black Keys, Gogol Bordello, Brand New, Junior Kimbrough, A$AP Rocky, Die Antwoord, Wax Tailor, RJD2, Massive Attack, Garbage, Crystal Castles, Aesop Rock, MSI, TV on the RADIO

Food: I LOVE FOOD
The six things I could never do without
- Rye whiskey
- Pizza
- Kids' socks
- 30 Rock
- Bathrobes
- Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girlthings ().

What did Dodos taste like?

Is this some sexist bullshit?

Holy Hell!
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar

or

Asleep.
You should message me if
- You want to meet a fun new friend and explore the city
- Need a drinking companion
- Pet a cute cat
- Have someone hold your hand while you get tattooed
- You are a girl (there are none on the Internet, I know this)
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