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26 Cincinnati, OH Man


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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly), German (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I work, I play video games, I love learning, my dog is my best friend, I build my computers, I occasionally smoke weed and drink booze, and I am a romantic, weird, grossly sensitive, and honest man.

I have a fantasy about having a harem full of consenting and beautiful men and women. We all love each other and have kinky sex all day. Some call me a dreamer but hey, okcupid exists for a reason. I suppose I may be a little hedonistic. Truth be told, I am looking for a cool gal partner who has an appreciation for love, knowledge, expression, food (pretty much pizza, just be a pizza afficianado or connesiour), and video games. Meaningful friendships are just as welcome. Yes, I do believe I misspelled those words involving pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
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Whoa, that's like, a personal question. My life is full of many interesting things like hobbies and past-times. I speak to and have very meaningful relations with a very diverse group of humans, yes, friends they are called.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Abstract thinking.
Crying myself to sleep.
Using the microwave oven.
I was going to put "eating" but then I realised I am bad at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm not worshipping our lord and savior, Meth Satan, I bathe in the light of the Grand Sun and often reflect this sunshine into peoples faces and blind them on accident.

People have a tendency to talk about my hair and eyes, both of which I am very vain but I really like them. People tell me they feel comfortable around me and for some reason like to talk about their FEELINGS, the worst thing in the whole wide world. I think it's because I'm more open-minded than most and I'm always honest. Let's just go with empathy. People notice I have empathy because my kind eyes and shit, I don't know, just meet me and find out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Internet comments.
Psychology stuff.
The good stuff that we have in common, silly!

TV: the good stuff, especially the ones YOU really love.


Lords of Acid, Tool, Die Antwoord, IAMX, Fiona Apple, Massive Attack, Katzenjammer, The Faint, Tesla Boy, The Black Keys, Depeche Mode.

My music taste is actually pretty eclectic. I do not like a bit of everything and sorry to go hipster but people who say that usually have horrible taste in music. I rarely listen to top 40 pop and other mainstream radio music. Not all my shit is indie, clearly, but I hate "mainstream."

My custom Pandora station has these seeds: Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, Fleetwood Mac, The Black Keys, Bitter:Sweet, The Faint, Tesla Boy, Sneaker Pimps, Massive Attack, Depeche Mode, IAMX.

I listen to albums on Spotify.

Movies: City of God, Blade Runner, Kill Bill, Samsara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Under the Skin, and Silver Linings Playbook come to mind. Tarintino, Scorsese, Lynch, Kubrick, and Arronofsky are great. I can't spell their names either.

Food: diabetes and heart disease (fast food), bananas, apples, fruit smoothies, fried chicken, pizza, bread, sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.'s_hierarchy_of_needs
A companion animal.
The Internet.
Vidya gaems
The blood of my enemies.
NSAIDS; I'm actually a 64 year old man with bad arthritis and weak joints. (I actually have chronic back pain)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.

Am I a lesbian?

Reed Lancaster's mom. She's a total babe. You don't know her.

Mental disorders/psychology, patriarchy, sexism, misogyny, misandry, racism, my doge, former loverzzz, phobias (xeno, trans, homo, etc) sex, gayness, war, love, words, vaginas, penises, dystopian futures, what it'd be like to be rich as fuck (awesome), drugs, fiction, space, future tech, biology, anatomy, evolution, family, polyamory, digital surveillance, privacy, video games, computer tech, easily offended white social justice warriors, porn, the macabre, life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting down to pee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My lumbar/sacral veterbrae are fused together with metal. This was the first step in becoming a bionic man. Soon. Jk, i have spinal stenosis. Yay!
You should message me if
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You are an open-minded, free thinking, and curious individual.

You're looking for more than casual sex.

You want to make babies with me and will provide the necessary funds for my valuable seed and you want full custody of our immaculate offspring. Loljk, that baby is gonna be wack. You can totally buy my sperm though. Sell it on the black market or eat it to absorb its youth. Dumplings come to mind.

Contact me if you are interested in my three for one bdsm special. $100/hr for the first hour. You know who you are.

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