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TheRealSteveJobs

27 Cincinnati, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:28pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible, Queer, Bisexual, Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sensitive nerd with eclectic tastes. I'm not looking for a one-night stand but I will sensually touch your butt with great enthusiasm. I'm very introverted and I'd like to meet people who like having Netflix dates at home as much as a night out in the town. I spend a lot of time on my computer, I love to learn new things, and I have a cute dog. Monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, and even dudes; I'm open to them all but a weird, intelligent, single and free-thinking gal is the person I'm seeking right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Over-thinking, being a shut-in, doing stuff and things, and working.

I just got HBO Now, so my life is basically complete.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really good at heating up food in the microwave, especially for people I care about.

But seriously, I'm good at empathy, computers, photography, and being perverted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm white
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
They should make a dating website based off of streaming and downloading habits, tbh.

I like a wide variety of things. I'm open about finding new stuff. I listen to music nearly everyday (I use spotify, last.fm, Pandora, and buy cds) and I download or stream all my tv and movies. I suppose I'll list a few favorites

Reading: Severely lacking. I love to read, but I'm bad at commiting to books. I own a few dozen unread/partially read books and I used to listen to audio books regularly. I use Wikipedia everyday though, does that count?

TV: House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Broad City, It's Always Sunny. I'm a big fan of the small screen. You've seen Breaking Bad, right?

Film: Blade Runner, City of God, Tarintino, Scorcese, Arronofsky, Lynch.

Music: Tool, IAMX, Lords of Acid, Massive Attack, Fiona Apple, Die Antwoord. A wide list of genres ranging from classical, jazz, rock, hip-hop, electronica, etc. Not big on top 40/pop/country.

When it comes to food, I'm lazy. I'll try anything once but I eat fast food a lot.

Video games I'm currently playing: LoL, Dreamfall Chapters, Game of Thrones: A TellTale series, Heroes of the Storm, Life is Strange, Civ 5, Skyrim. I own far too many more... Most recent hit game I've played was probably Shadow of Mordor. Video games are truly art! They come in all types.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.

Am I a lesbian?

Reed Lancaster's mom. She's a total babe. You don't know her.

Mental disorders/psychology, gender, family, video games, patriarchy, sexism, misogyny, misandry, racism, my doge, former lovers (I'm a huge sap), phobias (xeno, trans, homo, etc) sex, gayness, war, feminism, poverty, love, words, vaginas, penises, dystopian futures, what it'd be like to be rich as fuck (awesome), drugs, fiction, space, future tech, biology, anatomy, evolution, polyamory, digital surveillance, privacy, computer tech, easily offended white social justice warriors (pls limit tumblr usage) porn, the macabre, life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting down to pee.

Also, I've recently used a bidet for the first time and it's changed my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a moderate to severe pain disorder (depends on my mood and how active I've been) involving spinal stenosis and nerve damage. I'm 420-friendly... Basically, I'm 72 and yes I'll smoke with you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are an open-minded, free thinking, and curious individual.

The hook-up/short fling thing and one-night stands can be fun but I prefer lasting intimacy and friendship. Just be respectful and mature if you're only seeking sex. And...

...if you want to make babies with me and will provide the necessary funds for my valuable seed then I'm 100% DTF. I'm not cheap though. Just kidding, but not really. Yeah, I think I'd do it.