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snarklike
33 / F / gay / Single
Arlington, Virginia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Gemini and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- —
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am spastic, dorky, and awkward.
My Self-Summary
I'm awesome. For reals.
More things about me: I've run five marathons, I heart the Pixies, my favorite word is "unitard", I drink a lot of orange juice, my favorite activity is sitting on my ass, I watch too much TV and recently completed my first triathlon (which was flippin' AMAZING, by the way).
More things about me: I've run five marathons, I heart the Pixies, my favorite word is "unitard", I drink a lot of orange juice, my favorite activity is sitting on my ass, I watch too much TV and recently completed my first triathlon (which was flippin' AMAZING, by the way).
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I didn't achieve either childhood goal of growing up to be
Luke Skywalker or a Waffle House waitress, but I think I'm doing
okay anyway.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, self-deprecation, and singing out of tune.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm. Somebody recently told me the first thing they noticed were
my hands. I have freakishly long, ET like fingers.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The Corrections, The Shipping News, Persepolis,
Assassination Vacation, Chelsea Girls, Name All the Animals, others
I can't think of at the moment. Right now, I'm reading Life on the
Outside, a non-fiction book about the experience of a woman set-up
and sentenced under the Rockefeller drug laws. Heart breaking and
infuriating.
Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Really, are there any other movies? I'm throwing TV in here too: Buffy (dork alert! I have all seven seasons on DVD), Pushing Daisies, reruns of Law and Order: SVU on USA, Fringe, just about anything on the History Channel, Life, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy.
Music: Erase Errata, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, The Thermals, Sons and Daughters, Fugazi, Adam Ant, Pat Benatar, 50 Ft. Wave, The Gossip, The Breeders, B-52s, The Clash, David Bowie, Imperial Teen, Queen, Talking Heads.
Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Really, are there any other movies? I'm throwing TV in here too: Buffy (dork alert! I have all seven seasons on DVD), Pushing Daisies, reruns of Law and Order: SVU on USA, Fringe, just about anything on the History Channel, Life, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy.
Music: Erase Errata, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, The Thermals, Sons and Daughters, Fugazi, Adam Ant, Pat Benatar, 50 Ft. Wave, The Gossip, The Breeders, B-52s, The Clash, David Bowie, Imperial Teen, Queen, Talking Heads.
Editors
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my water bottle, high fructose corn syrup, running
shoes, my family, alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls, when I'm gonna get to ride my bike, why Kim Deal is awesome,
how to be a better person, where I put my friggin' keys, and lots
of other stuff that sounds more intellectual and impressive. You
fill in the blanks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, getting drunk off of one beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I sweat in my sleep. Twitch too. Okay, so that's not really
impressive as far as secrets go, but if you wanna know something,
just ask and I'll probably answer.
You should message me if
You're awesome too.
