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snarklike

38 Arlington, VA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:25pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm awesome. For reals.

More things about me: I've run five marathons, I heart the Pixies, my favorite word is "unitard", I drink a lot of orange juice, my favorite activity is sitting on my ass, I watch too much TV and recently completed my first triathlon (which was flippin' AMAZING, by the way).

I am spastic, dorky, and awkward
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I didn't achieve either childhood goal of growing up to be Luke Skywalker or a Waffle House waitress, but I think I'm doing okay anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, self-deprecation, and singing out of tune.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmmm. Somebody recently told me the first thing they noticed were my hands. I have freakishly long, ET like fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Corrections, The Shipping News, Persepolis, Assassination Vacation, Chelsea Girls, Name All the Animals, others I can't think of at the moment. Right now, I'm reading Life on the Outside, a non-fiction book about the experience of a woman set-up and sentenced under the Rockefeller drug laws. Heart breaking and infuriating.

Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Really, are there any other movies? I'm throwing TV in here too: Buffy (dork alert! I have all seven seasons on DVD), Pushing Daisies, reruns of Law and Order: SVU on USA, Fringe, just about anything on the History Channel, Life, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy.

Music: Erase Errata, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, The Thermals, Sons and Daughters, Fugazi, Adam Ant, Pat Benatar, 50 Ft. Wave, The Gossip, The Breeders, B-52s, The Clash, David Bowie, Imperial Teen, Queen, Talking Heads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my water bottle, high fructose corn syrup, running shoes, my family, alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Girls, when I'm gonna get to ride my bike, why Kim Deal is awesome, etymology, history in general, how to be a better person, where I put my friggin' keys, and lots of other stuff that sounds more intellectual and impressive. You fill in the blanks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, getting drunk off of one beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sweat in my sleep. Twitch too. Okay, so that's not really impressive as far as secrets go, but if you wanna know something, just ask and I'll probably answer.
You should message me if
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You're awesome too.