snarklike
39 Arlington, VA
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My self-summary
I'm awesome. For reals.

More things about me: I've run five marathons, I heart the Pixies, my favorite word is "unitard", I drink a lot of orange juice, my favorite activity is sitting on my ass, I watch too much TV and have completed two triathlons (which were flippin' AMAZING, by the way).

I am spastic, dorky, and awkward
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I didn't achieve either childhood goal of growing up to be Luke Skywalker or a Waffle House waitress, but I think I'm doing okay anyway.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, self-deprecation, and singing out of tune.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm. Somebody recently told me the first thing they noticed were my hands. I have freakishly long, ET like fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Corrections, The Shipping News, Persepolis, Assassination Vacation, Chelsea Girls, Name All the Animals, others I can't think of at the moment. Right now, I'm reading Life on the Outside, a non-fiction book about the experience of a woman set-up and sentenced under the Rockefeller drug laws. Heart breaking and infuriating.

Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Really, are there any other movies? I'm throwing TV in here too: Buffy (dork alert! I have all seven seasons on DVD), Pushing Daisies, reruns of Law and Order: SVU on USA, Fringe, just about anything on the History Channel, Life, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy.

Music: Erase Errata, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, The Thermals, Sons and Daughters, Fugazi, Adam Ant, Pat Benatar, 50 Ft. Wave, The Gossip, The Breeders, B-52s, The Clash, David Bowie, Imperial Teen, Queen, Talking Heads.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my water bottle, high fructose corn syrup, running shoes, my family, alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls, when I'm gonna get to ride my bike, why Kim Deal is awesome, etymology, history in general, how to be a better person, where I put my friggin' keys, and lots of other stuff that sounds more intellectual and impressive. You fill in the blanks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, getting drunk off of one beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
During the summer, I get super sexy tan lines from riding my bike. It's an unholy trinity of farmers tan, glove tan and spandex tan.
You should message me if
You're awesome too.
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