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40 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 30–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Not at all
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
refusing to sleep with women who wear ugg boots. or listen to mumford & sons
taking 'which sex and the city character are you' quizzes (i am SUCH a samantha)
not needing google to beat you at jeopardy
chess / crosswords / scrabble - the nerd trifecta
lily allen, tegan & sara, half japanese, sia, lorde, garbage, brian jonestown massacre, jack white, radiohead, ween, talking heads, david bowie, depeche mode, eminem, st. vincent, fiona apple & many other hysterical waifs
the colbert/daily show/bill maher triumvirate, transparent, broad city, vice, masters of sex, better call saul, forensic files, charlie rose, frontline & anything involving NASA. oh - or DINOSAURS!
all things kubrick, woody allen, the andersons - wes & pt, darren aronofsky, danny boyle, christopher guest, david fincher, 'amelie' & anything qualifying as a documentary
almost exlusively non-fiction. i subscribe to vanity fair, have giant mancrushes on christopher hitchens & neil degrasse tyson and can mount a solid argument the 'autobiography of malcolm x' is the greatest book ever written
i've eaten spiders in cambodia, but wouldn't eat a chicken mcnugget with a rifle to my head
music/internet/assorted apple devices
fun facts: the word 'vagina' comes from the latin meaning 'sword holder'
why 87% of women on okcupid identify as 'bacon-enthusiasts'
why comedy central would completely shit the bed by letting colbert, stewart AND john oliver go, while hiring larry wilmore & trevor noah. who are mediocre at best. with the fucking wind at their backs
if the symptoms for 'religious' & 'schizophrenic' are exactly the same, then . . .
why - what are YOU doing??
you are not religious - nor will you be afflicted with it in the future
you got the memo about the world not needing any more children
you are elizabeth warren. seriously, liz - hit me up
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