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snarkysteph

22 Hagerstown, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't really summarize my life in a paragraph sooo I'm not really going to try. All you really need to know is that I'm highly sarcastic so I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously.

Disclaimer: I get bored easily so if all we have is small talk it takes a lot for me to keep answering. And if you start using pet names excessively its a good way to smoothly get me to stop talking to you, because its just weird. Also I can be a jerk when annoyed, I apologize in advance.
Continue at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently going to school for Psychology and Criminal Justice and figuring out what I want to do with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping. In my 21 years of existence I've pretty much mastered it. Making toast. Reading. Being a professional singer in my car (the music has to drown out my cat like yowls).
I'm good at listening to people and I like to think I'm decent at drawing. And in addition to toast I make other food pretty well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may seem a little quiet at first, but if you listen I'll probably making sarcastic remarks under my breath. I also have a pretty great smile thanks to a couple years of dental work and, let's be honest, I gots a great bootayyy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter series, Speak, Artemis Fowl series, Hunger Games, Hamlet, anything Jodi Picoult

Movies: Disturbia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hocus Pocus, Princess Bride, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Gran Torino, Lion King, Marley & Me, Breakfast Club, Easy A, Mean Girls, Batman movies, the Amazing Spiderman, Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes. Idk I like a bunch. I'm a fan of scary movies too.

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Bones, Vampire Diaries, Criminal Minds, the Following, Supernatural, Psych

Music: I listen to most kinds, starting to have some country grow in me, but it depends what mood I'm in. I like to let my inner fancy out and listen to classical sometimes when I'm studying or lounging around. Also if you know who Hans Zimmer is we could be in love because he is a music god.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The sunshine
2. My bed
3. Hot beverages
4. Learning
5. Friends and Family
6. ChapStick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I have so many people over 30 message me? Do people really think hairless cats are cute? What if we had hamster powered houses? What if the hokie pokie really is what its all about? ...and many more random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, studying or doing homework, or out dancing my life away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm in my car and the music's loud enough I turn into a rock star
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can come up with something more personal and interesting than "hi," "what's up?" and "let's get to know each other."
If you're more advanced than a Neanderthal.
You don't type messages like a middle schooler on aim.
And if you are entertaining and would like to converse.