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snarkytoes

27 Brookline, MA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Marketer by day. Ballroom dancer by night. Grammatically correct most of the time. Witty some of the time. Bacon-, beer-, and football-lover all of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for the next vacation - or weekend (cue Loverboy). I work in public relations downtown to pay the bills. Off the clock I'm volunteering at a beer fest, getting my waltz on, or on the hunt for the greatest bacon cheeseburger this fine city has to offer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not updating my online dating profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like you watch a lot of South Park." No one has ever said that to me, but I don't really care to answer this question seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sedaris, Shakespeare, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: Anchorman, Princess Bride, Iron Man, most Pixar

TV: Archer, South Park, Whose Line

Food: Steak. Bacon cheeseburgers. Good beer. Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My family
- Coffee
- Delicious beer
- Puppies
- Sense of humor
- A nice waltz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I had my phone last. The Oxford comma. What I'm going to write in these boxes. What kind of dogs I'll eventually have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinks with friends/colleagues. Decompressing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Online? Probably only something that could constitute as a humble brag.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You found any of this amusing and think you could make me laugh.
- If you have a puppy (all dogs constitute "puppy" status in my book).
- If you'd want to hit a beer festival. Or Wine Riot.