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snarkytoes

26 F Brookline, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a Connecticut transplant trying to stave off a Boston accent while trying to convince tourists that yes, I DO know how to get to Mike's Pastry from here. When I'm not lying to tourists (kidding!) or working I'm out enjoying the scenery. I've been here for almost a decade and there is still so much to see and do. That said, most of these things are infinitely more fun with a companion. That's where you come in!
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a PR agency in downtown Boston. So far, so good!

On the "play hard" side of the coin, I love watching sports (football, baseball and hockey, but I can still enjoy a soccer or basketball game). Not to the point of being able to spit up stats and trivia, but I know enough to yell myself hoarse and have a blast.

I also love Boston's dining and libation scene. While I have my favorite watering holes, I'm always looking to try some place new.
I’m really good at
How do I answer this? I'm not half-bad at grammar, but that's not super exciting. Ballroom dancing? Every now and then I can deliver a pretty zippy one-liner, too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sedaris, Shakespeare, A Song of Ice and Fire. Looking for new suggestions!

Movies: Anchorman, Princess Bride, Iron Man, most Pixar

TV: South Park, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, old-school NCIS, Parks & Rec, New Girl, Castle

Food: I'm a carnivore. I love steak. I was ridiculously excited to try kangaroo (it was tasty). Bacon cheeseburgers are go-to comfort food. Speaking of cheeseburgers, cheese! I love cheese. I'm also a sucker for trying new beers (they go so well with bacon cheeseburgers).
The six things I could never do without
- My family
- Coffee
- Delicious beer
- Puppies
- Sense of humor
- Occasional retail therapy ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I had my phone last. The Oxford comma. What I'm going to write in these boxes. What kind of dogs I'll eventually have. When I need a break from that, some life-planning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinks with friends/colleagues. I know, not very unconventional!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a perhaps uncommon affinity for shortcut keys. Ctrl+K changed my [work] life. Also, I'm a proud New York Giants fan (so maybe not a private thing).
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You found any of this amusing.
- If you have a love for Belgian, Trappist, and other delightful beers.
- If you have an extra ticket to the Sox or Bruins.
- If you have a puppy (all dogs constitute "puppy" status in my book).
- If you know of a website where I can find copious quantities of puppies.
- If you'd want to hit a beer festival. Or Wine Riot