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34 Indianapolis, IN Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:02pm
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I probably won't dress up to meet you at a shitty bar. That seems deceptive. I rarely get dolled up. I've learned to laugh at myself, others, and the world. My friends are essentially my family and I love them dearly.

My interests include, but are not limited to:
public radio, garage rock, yard sales, old National Geographic magazines, peanuts, Star Wars, and documentaries about evangelical Christians, murderers, and the generally eccentric.

Dislikes: comic sans, bullshit, the fucking Eagles, when people pierce their babies' ears, and ketchup
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a degree in fine art - photography but currently I'm recovering from being a social worker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am good at fixing things and making use out of what others discard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The stories I tell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski.

TV Shows: I've been a sucker for all of the Netflix original series. I begrudgingly admit that I love Law and Order: SVU. Walking Dead, Getting On, Modern Family. Documentaries of almost any sort.

Music: (these are some of the bands lazily uploaded from facebook)
Guided By Voices, They Might Be Giants, Minutemen, Frank Zappa, Beck, Talking Heads, Hoosier Hotshots, Of Montreal, Moldy Peaches, the Monkees, Elephant Micah, Johnny Cash, the Flaming Lips, Captain Beefheart, Pixies, The Breeders, The Modern Lovers, The Kinks, Handsome Family, Old 97's, CCR

Food: yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my camera
a pocket knife
my dog
shit, is that only 5? this is kind of dumb.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I get a kick out of dreaming up hair-brained schemes. Jesus on a dinosaur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a tattoo of a tiny sawed off shotgun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
how about don't message me if:
1. you reside in your mother's basement and you are missing 2 or more of your front teeth (possible considerations for a finished basement if your mother is dying and boxers)
2. you are the renaissance fair attending, cape wearing, into LARPing type
3. you are into polyamory
4. you're working on your version of the great American novel, it's sucky, and you refer to yourself as a wordsmith