You're my punk rock boy. You're very well endowed.
You want me to be your only luxury item. You sin.
You know L.L Cool J is short for LOL LOL CoooooL Jaaay.
You're a night person or a bat( and you thought your jokes were
bad). You're tired of being a Jon without his Garfield. My idea of
a great time is going to see a movie while holding hands and
feeling totally content while kissing , more and more often, until
you just decide to Wikipedia the ending of the movie. Taking a walk
at 3a.m. sounds like a great first date. I think a walk in the fog
would be amazing.
You enjoy relaxing foot massages and your belly rubbed. Staying
glued to the couch is your idea of a good time, 'cus I hate the
public. Setting make out marathon record. Breaking previously set
marathon records. You're tired of being lonely.
You seriously don't give a shit about what people think about
you.Seriously. You know what an auteur is, and what dutch angles
If you aren't too cool. I just really don't deal well with cool
dudes, I tend to get frostbite. You like being small spoon. You
like hearing sweet Cookie Monster impressions. You love the idea of
love but find it hard to actually into, making things much more
complicated and interesting.
You know we could never have it all.
You want to take me to a show, hold my hand, give me a hug that
lasts just a bit longer than what friends would give, then a kiss
during while y(OUR) favorite song is being played.
Aim me if ya want sentimentaljunki
Disclaimer: I really am a BBW
. It takes a man who can march to the
beat of a different drum to actually embrace this outside of the
bedroom at least.
I could be
your fat Kate Moss tonight