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sneaky_flute

28 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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make your own jokes
What I’m doing with my life
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a bunch of fun things! I live in fairmount and I'm a graphic designer at a studio in center city. I like to skip. when I'm not working I'm mostly listening to music or talking about music or walking around or playing guitar or dancing as often as possible or collaging or hanging out with pals. i've run an pop music blog called skatterbrain since 2005. i like to make mixes for everyone.

I mostly walk everywhere.
I don't own any white socks.
I hadn't thrown up in 16 years, but then I got food poisoning from bad nachos.
i'm one year into a two-year dog-sitting stint. his name is otis and he is a constant disappointment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a blast
Playing catch
Cutting really straight lines
Drinking milk
Touching my toes
Skipping
Doodling on post-its
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
music:
lots, but right now: saint etienne, henry's dress, sally shapiro, blossom dearie, the spook school, perfume, the ropers, anne phillips, even as we speak, ovlov, stereolab, la roux, madonna, little big league, cocteau twins, kyary pamyu pamyu, yo la tengo, taylor swift, the byrds, alvvays, patsy cline, and lots and lots of nothern soul footstompers and songs about witches.

movies:
to catch a thief, rebecca, the sandlot, dial "m" for murder, beach party movies, the big sleep, home alone, the philadelphia story, movies about witches

shows:
gossip girl, mad men, pete and pete, gilmore girls, community, 30 rock, parks and recreation, mst3k, pretty little liars, arrested development, friends, documentaries about witches

books:
norweigian wood, the secret history, in cold blood, rebecca, a visit from the goon squad, books about witches

food:
most food is pretty good. i really like cereal and juice more than most things though. and pizza. and banh mis. but p much pizza. and food about witches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
records, milk, juice, coffee, pants, and gene wilder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the shapes that stray hairs create on the wall tiles in the shower.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully somewhere with a whiskey ginger, silently judging everyone's shoes. but probably at home with otis finishing a freelance project i have procrastinated for too long.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i own a 24x36 poster of dennis quaid.

like you don't.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to drink autumnal bourbon cocktails and watch pretty little liars with me. or, alternately, you're willing to attempt to sing all or most of mariah carey's daydream lp at karaoke with me. or you can just say hi real quick. it's the internet.