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sneakybastage

35 / M / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:02pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
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Smokes
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Drinks
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Drugs
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Religion
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Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
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Offspring
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Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've got laugh lines and frown lines.
I’m really good at
i'm a really good skier but a shitty snowboarder; i can skate really fast but can't skateboard; i can waterski but not surf -- basically if it involves a board, i probably don't know what i'm doing. i'm not that great at ironing, while we're on the subject.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'll tell you what i notice about *you* -- when you put "sometimes" for drinks, "no" for smokes, and then leave drugs blank, that screams "i love pot!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
for the sake of brevity, let's just keep it to two apiece:

books: Sexus, Not Always So

movies: Wet Hot American Summer, 2001

shows: Archer, Mad Men

music: Jon Brion, Nick Drake

food: the burgers at Golden State, mulitas at La Taquiza

god, that's so much easier to read than what i had before. why in the ridiculous fuck is this only one category?
The six things I could never do without
beauty, integrity, groove, freedom, really great sex and wednesday trips to the comic book store.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what a Hoosier is, and why so many people fail to understand that "someone from Indiana" isn't even close to the answer i'm looking for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
when i'm on a skype call with someone i am easily distracted by the thumbnail of myself in the corner of the vid screen and the thought of, "hey, i'm on tv!"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you ever saw the episode of Amazing Stories where the kid thinks that he's the good luck charm of his favorite major league pitcher, and then gets stuck in detention on the day of the pennant game, because i never actually saw the end of that episode and don't know what happens, and it's been bugging me for years.