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kuromegane

30 Melbourne, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Maybe if this profile is witty enough, someone will finally love me. If you recognise the reference, I'm sorry; please don't tell anyone. If you still read xkcd, then I am very sorry for you.

My ideal date would involving bringing a bolt cutter to the Yarra Bridge and taking turns removing the love locks and throwing them into the river where they belong.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend my free time roaming Melbourne in search of burgers and fried chicken.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear matching blacks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
A Song of Ice and Fire series by George RR Martin, The Farseer Trilogy by Robin Hobb, Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Movies:
Oldboy, Taken, Voices of a Distant Star, Let the Right One In, A Bittersweet Life, I Saw the Devil

Shows:
Rahxephon, Code Geass, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Blackadder, Coupling, Arrested DEvelopment,

Music:
The Heana Cat, DOLL$BOXX, Gacharic Spin, Depeche Mode, The Eccentric Opera, The Cure,

Vidya:
Planescape: Torment, Silent Hill 2, Dark Souls, Demon's Souls,, Descent: Freespace, Final Fantasy Tactics, MechWarrior series

Food:
Pasta, hamburgers, chips, fried chicken
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably saying mean things about shitty video games, to be honest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once tried to hit on a girl on OKCupid because she worked at KFC.
You should message me if
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You'd like to buy me chips.