Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: I have recently started seeing an amazing woman named Emily.
She is fully aware that I keep this profile up, as we are both very
open to the possibility of either of us having additional
Before messaging me, you need to know that I'm transgender. I
discuss that a bit farther down on the page, but no one reads that
far, so I'm putting it way up here at the top, too. I am labeling
myself as "female" because, while it is early in my transition
(hence the username), that's still what I am. As a trans-femme
person, I don't want to mislead anyone (not that my picture would
be insufficient to let people know that about me). :) Feel free to
ask me questions about it; I'm an open book.
With that said, I'm a carefree billionaire who drives around in a
souped-up, armored car and beats up villains at night.
I am Justice.
I am The Night.
I am Batman.
Or, you know, maybe I'm a computer tech, student, and nerd
extraordinaire. Guess you'll just have to message me and find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fix computers. Sometimes I get paid for it. I'd like to either
get paid more to do that, or go into teaching at the collegiate
level, or possibly writing, or maybe all of that. Also, world
domination, on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All the things.
Every. Single. One.
I am very, very good at fixing computer problems. My awesome
grammar is world-renowned, and occasionally I walk on water, just
for shits and giggles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, most people first notice the blinding aura of awesomeness
that surrounds me. Then I hand them some sunglasses, and the second
thing they notice is that I am a bespectacled, slightly rotund nerd
and probably underdressed for any given occasion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, my favorite books vary from month to month. My most recent
favorite was Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline. The Stand will
always have a special place in my heart. I like almost anything
that will make me think or take me away. Bonus points if it does
both. Presently I'm working through Loughlin's Queer Theology, on
the one hand, and about to start the next Odd Thomas novel, on the
My favorite movies and shows are similar to my favorite books. I
like almost anything that moves me, makes me think, or entertains
me. If they manage to demonstrate a basic grasp of technology and
physics in the process, so much the better; then I can just enjoy
the show or movie without wanting to beat my TV. I have a strong
preference for shows that have ended and resolved their plots
already. I hate waiting with bated breath for the next
I like most music. I'm not so fond of country or bluegrass, or some
of the more extreme subgenres of rock and metal (death metal,
thrash metal, metalcore, hardcore, etc.).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, water, shelter, clothing, and, on occasion, healthcare.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theology, philosophy, gender issues, technology, and taking over
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing on the Internet, reading, or watching a show that's already
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I'm announcing it to the whole Internet, how private could it
As I stated above, I am a trans girl just starting off in my
transition. Also, I'm kinky, and fall strongly on the submissive
end of the spectrum.
You should message me if
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If you can spell basic words and know how to start sentences with a
capital letter and end them with a punctuation mark of some kind,
go ahead and shoot me a message. If you're not quite to that point
yet by the site's minimum age of eighteen, you just keep working on
that, sport. You'll get there eventually.
As an addendum, I am mostly looking for friends right now. If
you're looking for something else, especially right away, this
might be the wrong place to look.
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