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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 18
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Has dogs
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you really are interested (of course you are, this is the's serious business!), I've answered over 300+ of these personality questions and I think they do a much better job at describing who we are then anything we could write down here.

As for what I look like, I'm definitely not ashamed of what I look like and will gladly share multiple pictures of nothing more than my thumb that will instantly bring you to climax.

Now that I've gotten over the fact that I've written climax in my profile....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a techie-geek wrapped in anything but skinny jeans (seriously, wtf, let the boys breathe). You'd have this image of what a tech dork is supposed to look and sound like, but then I open my mouth and you realize you were just dead wrong. Then we laugh (I'm thinking an evil laugh, those are the best kind) and then if you really wanna know I'll share the kick ass shit that I build and have fun doing it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, whether it's with me or at me. In the end, you're still laughing. I win.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice...and my butt (it's won awards, I swear).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jersey Shore (hell no).

My music is eclectic and varied...depends on my mood and if I'm developing something or not.
Coltrane, Byrd, Galactic, Black Keys, Bevenento & Russo, Black Keys, Explosions in the Sky, Soulive, Greyboy Allstars, Stanton Moore, MMW (earlier stuff), Maceo Parker, Beaste Boys.

NPR podcasts.

I'm not sharing the nerd websites that are a part of my daily routine...that's not gonna be fun for either of us.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family.
Kick-ass funkadelic music.
Beer. 'n none of that shit beer. If there's a commercial for it, I won't drink it.
Women (you're a delicious creature, damn you)
Gum (I'm seriously addicted)
Vacation (you thought I was gonna say my phone, my computer, 'the internet' or some geeky thing like that, didntcha?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to make something better than what exists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home ... or out (what a dumb question).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Puff Puff Give mutha fucka
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun. No,'re FUN, sexy, eccentric but not in a weird way, and you can enjoy having a good time for what it is and not get all of these crazy ideas in your head about 'where this could go'. It's going to end, everything eventually does. So let's have fun every day while we're on this blue ball of water.