If you really are interested (of course you are, this is the
internet...it's serious business!), I've answered over 300+ of
these personality questions and I think they do a much better job
at describing who we are then anything we could write down
As for what I look like, I'm definitely not ashamed of what I look
like and will gladly share multiple pictures of nothing more than
my thumb that will instantly bring you to climax.
Now that I've gotten over the fact that I've written climax in my
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a techie-geek wrapped in anything but skinny jeans (seriously,
wtf, let the boys breathe). You'd have this image of what a tech
dork is supposed to look and sound like, but then I open my mouth
and you realize you were just dead wrong. Then we laugh (I'm
thinking an evil laugh, those are the best kind) and then if you
really wanna know I'll share the kick ass shit that I build and
have fun doing it.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, whether it's with me or at me. In the end,
you're still laughing. I win.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice...and my butt (it's won awards, I swear).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jersey Shore (hell no).
My music is eclectic and varied...depends on my mood and if I'm
developing something or not.
Coltrane, Byrd, Galactic, Black Keys, Bevenento & Russo, Black
Keys, Explosions in the Sky, Soulive, Greyboy Allstars, Stanton
Moore, MMW (earlier stuff), Maceo Parker, Beaste Boys.
I'm not sharing the nerd websites that are a part of my daily
routine...that's not gonna be fun for either of us.
The six things I could never do without
Kick-ass funkadelic music.
Beer. 'n none of that shit beer. If there's a commercial for it, I
won't drink it.
Women (you're a delicious creature, damn you)
Gum (I'm seriously addicted)
Vacation (you thought I was gonna say my phone, my computer, 'the
internet' or some geeky thing like that, didntcha?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to make something better than what exists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home ... or out (what a dumb question).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Puff Puff Give mutha fucka
You should message me if
You're fun. No, seriously.....you're FUN, sexy, eccentric but not
in a weird way, and you can enjoy having a good time for what it is
and not get all of these crazy ideas in your head about 'where this
could go'. It's going to end, everything eventually does. So let's
have fun every day while we're on this blue ball of water.