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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm going to keep this short because my mom tells me that a woman decides if she is going to talk to a guy after looking at his face for ten seconds. So I'm going to type fast...

1.) All these moments are lost. Like tears in rain.
2.) My God, a moment of bliss. Why, isn't that enough for a whole lifetime?
3.) The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment, I am a college professor at a local school. When I'm not corrupting the minds of the future leaders of America, I like to design theatrical productions.

A dream of mine is to start my own theatre company. Another, is to watch every single episode of South Park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.) Lighting design.
2.) Guitar Hero on easy mode.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: White Nights
Movie: Planet of the Apes
Show: Fringe
Music: Bon Jovi
Food: Funnel Cake
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Toothbrush
2.) Family
3.) Deodorant
4.) Friends
5.) Water
6.) Help.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ok. So in Superman II, Superman reached for his chest and like grabs a plastic "S" logo and hurls it at the bad guy. What was with that thing? Why did he never use it before? And why never again? What was the point of that thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get out of a rehearsal early enough to spend some quality time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I named my potted plant. I know. Dealbreaker.

His name is Herbie, by the way.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A. You get any of the above pop culture references.
B. You know who said/wrote the quotes in my self summary.
C. You have a pet beagle.
D. You are NOT one of my students. (If you are, message me after you graduate with top honors).

Seriously though, don't be shy. Nerdy sense of humor aside, I am a very honest, dedicated, ambitious, and fun person.