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snorkleporkle

23 Alameda, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women who like women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am who I am because we all are.

I am a silly queer girl who likes to fuck with gender normatives.
I can be either absurdly shy and timid, or incredibly bold and outgoing.
I enjoy observing and discussing the world around me, preferably with company.
I am a hopeless romantic.
I love singing and will shamelessly join in whenever I hear a song I know, no matter where I am.
I am obsessed with rainbows.
I am one part nerd, two parts dork, ½ a part hipster, three parts drag queen/king extraordinaire, and ten parts queertastic.
I am open and continuous strand of letters and words and hopes and dreams. Ask me anything :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing my fifth year at UCSC, after which I'm moving back to the Bay.

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafting/making new things from random bits of other things.
Baking chocolate chips cookies and vegan peanut butter brownies.
Writing/turning my emotions into poems and stories and letters.
Making snarky commentary on just about anything.
Supporting others.
Communicating my needs.
Putting googly eyes onto anything and everything.
Dressing how I feel - boi, girl, or somewhere in between.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My short red hair, bright blue eyes, 5'1 stature, and my BIG personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Howl's Moving Castle, Shantaram, Somebody Else's Children, HP1-7, Shel Silverstein, Youth In Revolt, The Miseducation of Cameron Post, 1984, John Dies At The End, Fight Club.

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Muppets (Christmas), Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (and any other musical really), anything Disney (but particularly Mulan), HP1-7, Mean Girls, Fight Club.

Shows: BBC Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, anything Joss Whedon, Glee, Orange Is The New Black, Lost.

Music: Mika, Pink, Tegan and Sara, Mumford and Sons, The Weepies, Sarkodie (if you know who he is, we should be friends), Barenaked Ladies, Foxy Shazam, The Rocket Summer, anything I can sing along to.

Food: I have a huge sweet tooth – orange dark chocolate wins every time. But I also love sushi, mac ‘n cheese, brie, hummus, banku and okro stew.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Burt's Bees chapstick
Music that moves me
People to love
Hope
The ability/freedom to express myself
Sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Queer-ness, identity, sexuality, gender fluidity, intersectionality, what new thing I can glue googly eyes on to, future craft projects, how to give a voice to (my) emotions and life experiences, my family, new ways to make people smile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I’m not working, I’m probably somewhere being crafty somehow, or hanging out with friends. Or I might be baking, watching a movie, surrounding myself with queers, adventuring, watching the city light up and the stars shine, or having dance party by myself in the kitchen - and loving it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I nicknamed my legs Chewbacca.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a crafter or writer.
You have a (probably unhealthy) obsession with googly eyes/fake mustaches.
You want someone to go to a poetry slam with.
You haven’t heard of Joss Whedon.
You need a running partner.
You are an excellent cookie taste tester.
You have always wanted to send/have sent something in to Post Secret.
Wo ka twi.
You like writing long letters – and like getting them back even more.

Or if you simply have something you want to say :)