snorkleporkle
24 Alameda, CA
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My self-summary
I am a silly, crafty, quirky, and kinky queer who likes to fuck with gender normatives. I'm either incredibly shy or extremely outgoing. I have a passion for helping people and challenging the status quo.

I'm in an open and committed relationship.

Ask me anything :)
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a non-profit in SF that helps young people from poor communities grow and develop - every day is a new cup of chaos.

When I'm not at work, I'm typically watching Netflix, crafting, coloring in my 'Big Kid' coloring book, or eating delicious food.

My current life goal is to keep myself together.
I’m really good at
Crafting, making more bow ties than i can evwr wear, baking cookies, making snarky commentary, and putting googly eyes onto everyday items.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a short redhead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Howl's Moving Castle, Shantaram, Somebody Else's Children, HP1-7, Shel Silverstein, Youth In Revolt, The Miseducation of Cameron Post, 1984, John Dies At The End, Fight Club.

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Muppets (Christmas), Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (and any other musical really), anything Disney (but particularly Mulan), HP1-7, Mean Girls, Fight Club.

Shows: BBC Sherlock, Mad Men, Little Britain, American Horror Story, anything Joss Whedon, Orange Is The New Black, Lost.

Music: Mika, Sam Smith, , Tegan and Sara, Mumford and Sons, Janelle Monae, Barenaked Ladies, Foxy Shazam, The Rocket Summer, anything I can sing along to.

Food: I have a huge sweet tooth – orange dark chocolate wins every time. But I also love sushi, mac ‘n cheese, brie, hummus, banku and okro stew.
The six things I could never do without
Burt's Bees chapstick
Sunshine
The ocean/bay/body of water
Words
Autostraddle & my Runaways
Chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender and sexuality, if any new Autostraddle articles came out, what color pencil to use next, privilege, if the work I'm doing is effective, how to be a better ally, ways to dismantle the patriarchy, if there's any chocolate in my house, the drought, my next tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Desperately trying to relax at home, mustering up the energy to go out, taking a quick walk on the beach, or sleeping. I work on Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a rainbow painted on my ceiling.
You should message me if
You want to go on an adventure, you have great Netflix recommendations, you want to craft together, you're a kinky queer, or you're in need of a bow tie.
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