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snorkleporkle

23 Alameda, CA Woman, Genderqueer

Woman, Genderqueer

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a silly, crafty, quirky, and kinky queer who likes to fuck with gender normatives. I'm either incredibly shy or extremely outgoing. I have a passion for helping people and challenging the status quo.

I'm in an open and committed relationship.

Ask me anything :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a non-profit in SF that helps young people from poor communities grow and develop - every day is a new cup of chaos.

When I'm not at work, I'm typically watching Netflix, crafting, coloring in my 'Big Kid' coloring book, or eating delicious food.

My current life goal is to keep myself together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafting, making more bow ties than i can evwr wear, baking cookies, making snarky commentary, and putting googly eyes onto everyday items.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a short redhead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Howl's Moving Castle, Shantaram, Somebody Else's Children, HP1-7, Shel Silverstein, Youth In Revolt, The Miseducation of Cameron Post, 1984, John Dies At The End, Fight Club.

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Muppets (Christmas), Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (and any other musical really), anything Disney (but particularly Mulan), HP1-7, Mean Girls, Fight Club.

Shows: BBC Sherlock, Mad Men, Little Britain, American Horror Story, anything Joss Whedon, Orange Is The New Black, Lost.

Music: Mika, Sam Smith, , Tegan and Sara, Mumford and Sons, Janelle Monae, Barenaked Ladies, Foxy Shazam, The Rocket Summer, anything I can sing along to.

Food: I have a huge sweet tooth – orange dark chocolate wins every time. But I also love sushi, mac ‘n cheese, brie, hummus, banku and okro stew.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Burt's Bees chapstick
Sunshine
The ocean/bay/body of water
Words
Autostraddle & my Runaways
Chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender and sexuality, if any new Autostraddle articles came out, what color pencil to use next, privilege, if the work I'm doing is effective, how to be a better ally, ways to dismantle the patriarchy, if there's any chocolate in my house, the drought, my next tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Desperately trying to relax at home, mustering up the energy to go out, taking a quick walk on the beach, or sleeping. I work on Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a rainbow painted on my ceiling.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on an adventure, you have great Netflix recommendations, you want to craft together, you're a kinky queer, or you're in need of a bow tie.