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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-45
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 9:22am
Hispanic / Latin
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What to say? Where to start? I am a ghost made flesh by the process of stars. Born to run through verdant jungles or rage in concrete ones; my story has taken me from the newness of America to the cities of old Europe over strange lands and stranger seas until it finds me now. Searching for that elusive shade of perfect with a daydream tinge. Always on the lookout for a pair of eyes that will haunt my forever fantasies.

I am a translator and teacher of languages. My twin feline shadows claimed the corners of my heart. Books and music are essential for well-being if you didn’t know. I live for new excitement and crave quiet evenings in good company and so should you.

What say you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Translating and tutoring in the Mental Health field, freelancing for geeky publications, and trying to finish a Master's degree in Languages.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Off-the-cuff one liners.

- Teaching Spanish.

- Writing Scifi.

- Fixing your computer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Neal Stephenson (extra points if you get the screen name reference), ee. cummings, Sartre, JD Salinger, Hemingway, Heinlein, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Spider Robinson, Douglas Adams, Kundera, Charles Bukowski, Cormac McCarthy, Marquez, Dave Eggers, Poe, Philip K. Dick, Lovecraft (despite the racism), Kerouac, Neil Gaiman, Samuel Delaney, Michael Crichton, The Dark Tower Series, Greg Bear, Harry Turtledove, William Tenn, E.E. Knight, Richard Yates, Ayn Rand, Borges, Unamuno, Neruda...

Tool, NIN, APC, Radiohead, The Decemberists, Audioslave, The Mountain Goats (John Darnielle is an effin' genius.), AWOLNATION, RATM, Beck, Daft Punk, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead.., Pretty Girls Make Graves, Art Brut, Aphex Twin, The Gorillaz, The Pillows, Massive Attack, Modest Mouse, Morphine, Pink Floyd, Juno Reactor, Queens of The Stone Age, Kyuss, The Cranberries, The Flaming Lips, John Frusciante, The White Stripes, Electric Six, Tom Waits, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Sleater-Kinney, 311, Bon Iver, Yeah yeah yeahs, The Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, Blair Crimmins, Coheed and Cambria, Bowie, DEFTONES, The Mars Volta, X-Ray Spex, Jucifer, Cafe Tacuba, Bush (yeah 90s!), NoFX, Dethklok, Brujeria, Molotov (Now that they're a punk band), Neon Indian, Dubstep, Speedcore, old school techno...I'm constantly searching for new music to listen to. Suggest something, please.

I love science fiction. Serenity/Firefly, Aliens, Star Trek/Star Wars, Red Dwarf, Quantum Leap, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, all those geeky bits - that's me. Carl Sagan is my hero. LOVE TED Talks. Thank you, Netflix.

Typical guyisms:
L4D2, Team Fortress 2, and anything Source Engine related. Fiction is a doorway and mine is frequently splattered with the blood of my enemies.

DRIVE, Fight Club (Any movie based on a Palahniuk novel) The Royal Tenenbaums (Wes Anderson rocks), God Bless America, Idiocracy, Seven, Identity, Entropy, Stardust, Hook, Rushmore, Waking Life...not even going to try to write them all...

NPR represent'.

Bored to Death, Six Feet Under, Dexter, It's Always Sunny. Tosh.O, Adult Swim, Sherlock, Old 90s sitcoms (Did you know there's a new 'Boy Meets World' coming? Google.), Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse, Lie to Me, Survivorman (Fuck that weak Bear Grylls shiz), Dirty Jobs, I WOULD'VE OWNED AT CASH CAB, Archer, Glee (guilty pleasure), Animal Planet, Food Network, blah, blah, blah.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Freedom
4. Arts
5. Love
6. Vices
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Made-up worlds.

- The strangeness of life and the universe.

- The awesomeness of my cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring, collapsing, exploding, reading, waxing poetic (unless I run out of wax), night owlin,' or none of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some nights bring unexpected blues, others - manic joy. I may read too much Bukowski.
You should message me if
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You'd like to hop on the awesome train with me.

The idea of editing prose and drinking strong craft beers while doing so interests you.