Its not often that I actually ride to an event. I'm usually
attending with someone else and two-up on the CBR is a bit
uncomfortable. But this past Saturday I was heading into Los
Angeles for the Kings' game against Edmonton, and since I had no
one to attend with me, and it was a day game, and the rain had
actually stopped, and I was leaving a bit later than I wanted to
and thought I could make-up some time by lane splitting, I decided
to ride the bike. Everything was fine - the ride down was good and
not much lane splitting necessary - until I got downtown and was
choosing where to park.
When I drive to a hockey game, I'm normally in the car with a
passenger and have a parking lot that I frequent. I little, private
lot a couple of blocks away that only cost $8 to park in. The walk
its nothing excessive, and its much cheaper than parking in the
closest lots. Since I was on the bike though, and wanted to leave
my jacket and helmet on it while I was in the game, I decided I'd
pay the extra money and park in the covered parking underneath the
LA Live center. Didn't expect any drama though.
If you haven't been to LA Live, its the newest entertainment center
downtown directly across the street from the Staples Center. Its
home to the Nokia Theater, Club Nokia, a Yardhouse k restaurant,
ESPN zone, a Lucky Strike bowling alley, and much more. Beneath all
that is a multi-level underground parking facility. Unfortunately,
like too many parking structures of that type there is no thought
or consideration for motorcycle parking.
As I was pulling into the facility there was an attendant ahead of
the ticket dispenser. I don't know what his actual job description
is, nor what he is actually supposed to do while standing there. I
do know he doesn't pass out the parking tickets (there's a machine
for that), nor take money (there's another machine for that), nor
tell people where to park (lots of signage covers that tasks,
though there may be some people that don't understand a sign that
reads "PARK" with an arrow directing you). No, apparently his only
duty was to stand there, wait for me to show up and advise me "you
can't park in here."
Obviously, the young man was mistaken. I was able to see many empty
parking spaces, and I was well aware of my ability to put down the
kickstand and gently lean the bike over onto it, thus "parking" it.
The combination of apparent space availability and my skills
ensured that I would be able to park there. Perhaps he was just
unaware of my skills (and believed that I had never gotten off the
vehicle), or thought there was no room. I attempted to learn his
reasons.
"Why not?" I inquired.
"Because they don't let motorcycles park in here."
I looked around in vain at the ticket machine, the gate arm,
everywhere, but saw nothing that would indicate "no motorcycles".
(I know what the signs look like; they use them at the parking
structure at my work.) I let him know that "I don't see anywhere
that says 'no motorcycles'."
"Well, they don't like motorcycles parking in here."
Sensing a case of vehicle discrimination, I now understood that he
wasn't mistaken, he was simply following orders. "Why don't they
like motorcycles parking in here." I asked, certain that I would be
able to rebuke any "logic" behind the argument.
"Because we don't have a cashier today and when we don't have one
they don't pay."
"Who doesn't pay?"
"Motorcycles. They come in and leave without paying. They ride
around the gate or over the curb. So they don't like [motorcycles]
parking in here."
"So, you're telling me that I can't park in here because other
people on motorcycles have parked in here and ended up not
paying?"
"Yeah"
"But," I responded, having found the chink in his logic, "I'm going
to pay."
He stood looking at me blankly for a couple of seconds, not knowing
how to respond. Without another word, I pulled forward the 20 or so
yards to the ticket machine, took my ticket, and found a convenient
parking spot. Locked my helmet and jacket to the bike, and went to
enjoy the game.
After the game I paid at the automated payment machine, returned to
the bike, and slipped my now paid ticket into the machine at the
exit gate on my way out. I guess motorcycle riders do pay.
Now the $20 to park is, in my opinion, excessive. Its the main
reason I park the car elsewhere. But I was willing to pay it since
it was my choice to park there that day and to reap the benefit of
not letting my gear get wet if it rained during the game, or not
having to lug it into Staples Center with me, and feeling a little
better about where it was parked. I believe that AEG/LA Live
parking needs to do a couple of things to improve this
situation:
- Make sure their attendants don't say "no" to anyone wanting to
park.
- Make an area specifically for motorcycles to park in (that way
we're not taking up a full space each)
- Charge less for motorcycle parking
Understandably, the last point may be hard to do if they don't have
any way to determine if a particular vehicle is indeed a bike, but
the first two certain are feasible. It may even be reasonable to
have a limited area for motorcycles and simply not charge at all.
I'm pretty sure that the review generated from where ever those
riders are going would more than cover a few spots in otherwise
unused space.
(Also at
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