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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:12am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Might want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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Hello, my name is Ryan. I am an art director, illustrator, and aspiring children's book author.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for a 5-time Emmy award-winning storytelling company (not bragging, they just do incredible work), and actively aspiring to be a children's book author and illustrator! :D

One of the things that inspires me most is contributing to another’s efforts to experience the best version of themselves possible—I strive to have that at the heart of everything I create.

There's a lot of really awesome stuff going on in my life right now, and I'd love to meet a special someone to share it all with (and create other amazing things with, too). (The wording of that last sentence reminds me of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too.)

If you’d like to see a bit of what I’m up to you can visit to see cute stuff, or my design portfolio at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at relishing sensory experiences, seeing faces in things, emotional intelligence, being articulate, being witty, amusing myself, being forever curious & amazed by the world/animals/plants/people/weather/clouds/technology/astronomy/physics/etc./etc./etc., eating amazing food (eating is a skill), drawing cute stuff, creative problem-solving, being thoughtfully persuasive, being bit by mosquitos, sharing awesome music with people, learning new things, delighting people, being generous & compassionate, being kind, snuggling, and roasting vegetables.

I also get really fixated on funny word combinations. I don't know if this is a "really good at" situation, but stumbling across brain-ramblings like "snuffle muffin" or "nugget butler" or "pickle bear" or "biscuit farmer" delights me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm male.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love music so much. To keep this list from crushing anyone's face I've made a few choice selections of what's currently getting lots of airplay:

Amon Tobin, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Blind Pilot, Broken Bells, Clark, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Explosions in the Sky, Fuck Buttons, Goldmund, Jose Gonzalez, Junip, LCD Soundsystem, Loscil, Moderat, The National, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Panda Bear, The Shins, Sparklehorse, Sufjan Stevens, Thom Yorke, The War on Drugs.

I love movies but I'm not great at remembering the ones I find particularly awesome. That said, here are a few that come to mind right now:

Paul Thomas Anderson movies, Cohen Brothers movies, Wes Anderson movies, Crazy Heart, Boyhood, Sean of the Dead, Stranger than Fiction, Up in the Air, The Wrestler, Pixar Movies.

TV Shows:
Cosmos (NDT), Delocated, Foo Fighters Sonic Highways, Frisky Dingo, House of Cards, Rick & Morty, Sherlock.

I read a lot when I was a wee Snufflemuffin, and there was a period of about a decade as an adult where I was devouring non-fiction books (spirituality, personal development, biographies, skill-building, etc.), but that's slowed way down the past couple years. I've been really focused on business-development, realizing my dreams, and creating awesome stuff. I still read, but it's not as consistent/ravenous as it was previously. I intend to remedy that at some point because reading is fantastic.

I love food. I don't even know where to begin—we'd be here for a week at least. The sheer magnitude of my passion for food would cause the OK Cupid website to burst into flames & explode if I tried to elaborate on it here.

Also, I REALLY love chocolate. Dark chocolate. With Jacobsen's Sea Salt. I'll totally share with you but I'll get grumpy if you eat more than 1/2... but then I'll totally give you more than the more-than-1/2 that you took because I'll feel like a butthead for getting grumpy with you over something as silly as chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about if I give you 6 words that I think represent who I am & what I try to be more of?

1. Courageous
2. Loving
3. Kind
4. Supportive
5. Accepting
6. Compassionate

Ok, now I'll give you the other six things (but I don't subscribe to the "could never do without" part).

1. Cats
2. Music
3. Cuddling
4. Someone to eat/enjoy my cooking/food-in-general with
5. Deeply moving emotional experiences
6. Living things
7. Jacobsen's Sea Salt
8. Disregarding rules that I find pointless or irrelevant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chocolate. Also philosophical, existential, and grammatical stuff. For instance:

- Who is 2015 Ryan M. Weisgerber and what do I most love in life?
- What do I want my legacy to be and do I feel that I am meaningfully advancing towards that?
- Am I using dashes, en dashes, and em dashes properly?
- Is there more chocolate in my desk drawer, and if not, GOOD LORD WHAT IS GOING ON?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is a "typical Friday night"?! I reject that concept on principle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once bought body wash that smelled like ham when I used it (the bottle said lavender). I do not like being covered in soapy ham-bubbles. #truth #yolo
You should message me if
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I'll give you 3 great reasons:

1. The possibility of meeting up in-person with a man you've met online who calls himself "Snufflemuffin" sounds awesome
2. You are a complex, intelligent, curious, and compassionate woman
3. You think that not messaging me is a ridiculous idea