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snuffondigital6

28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
As someone who went to college for marketing and now working in that industry you'd think that I'd have an easy time writing a profile about myself that sells. Not so much. Maybe I just don't like to bring my work home with me. That being said, here we go -

I'm from Toronto, born and raised in East York before moving to the mean streets of Midtown.

Online dating seems like taking the easy way out in terms of trying to meet someone, and that's okay.

I decided to opt against including any selfies and shirtless pics of me standing in front of my bathroom mirror for two reasons; a) I'm not a douche and b) I don't have any.

I love sports, minus hockey. Summers are made for going to as many Jays games as possible while fall and winter afternoons are made for football and eagerly watching to see how my Buffalo Bills will let me down again.

I walk. A lot. Like insanely long distances a lot. If you're ever looking to walk from Etobicoke to Yonge and Eglinton then I'm your man.

I maintain a steady diet of sarcasm, inappropriate jokes and overall not taking much of anything all that seriously.

I swear. Quite a bit. Sometimes more than I should. Sometimes in the most inappropriate of surrounding. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm mad though. Let's go with passionate instead. Besides, they say those who swear tend to be the most honest. Fucking eh!

Some days I wonder if it's too late to move to LA and start my life all over.

I've been told I'm funny so the chances of me making you laugh are high.

I don't own a single pair of sweatpants.

I take reasonably good care of myself in terms of working out and eating decent.*
*Not applicable most weekends.

I can ruin your Seinfeld watching experiencing by quoting entire episodes before lines are even delivered.
What I’m doing with my life
-Account Coordinator at a marketing agency
-Band manager/promoter
I’m really good at
-Assembling Ikea furniture with relative ease and minimal swearing.

-Judging people from a distance...and up close.

-Arriving early for things I deliberately try to be late for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
-Almost anything, but mainly rock, alternative, electronic, dance.

Books:
-Anything related to pop culture, biographies.

TV Shows:
-Boardwalk Empire
-Sons of Anarchy
-True Detective
-Game of Thrones
-Dexter
-Entourage
-Californication
-Seinfeld
-How I Met Your Mother
-Law & Order SVU
-The Sopranos
-Six Feet Under (if you've watched this, then you'll agree the finale was the best ending for any series. In history. Ever.)
The six things I could never do without
-iPhone*
-Metropass*
-Working pair of earphones*
-Sports
-Beer
-Passport

*Losing/breaking any of these items can automatically ruin my day before it even begins.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The pros and cons of deciding whether I should just do my laundry or buy some new clothes so I can put that chore off for a few more days.

Am I at an age where my growth still risks being stunted if I drink too much coffee?

OkCupid should have a 'Who Doesn't Like You' tab. That would be a very humbling experience for us all.
On a typical Friday night I am
This all depends on how much my dreams and energy were crushed during the work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not Lebanese. Someone once asked me if I was Lebanese. I'm not.

Wow, it feels good to get that off of my chest.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you feel like it.