Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You don't actually expect me to check out your Instagram feed, do
I decided to opt against including any selfies and shirtless pics
of me standing in front of my bathroom mirror for two reasons; a)
I'm not a douche and b) I don't have any.
Born and raised in Toronto, currently living in the rough
neighbourhoods of Midtown.
Online dating seems like taking the easy way out in terms of trying
to meet someone, and that's okay.
I'm a workaholic - trying to quit but it's tough. Some days I wish
I'd have more time to be an alcoholic because that seems more
I love sports, both to watch and bet on. Summers are made for going
to as many Jays games as possible while fall and winter afternoons
are made for football, the gambling associated with it, and eagerly
watching to see how my Buffalo Bills will let me down again.
I walk. A lot. Like insanely long distances a lot. If you're ever
looking to walk from Etobicoke to Yonge and Eglinton then I'm your
I maintain a steady diet of sarcasm, inappropriate jokes and
overall not taking much of anything all that seriously.
I swear. Quite a bit. Sometimes more than I should. Sometimes in
the most inappropriate of surroundings. Sometimes when kids are
around. I rarely care.
I've been told I'm funny so the chances of me making you laugh are
I don't own a single pair of sweatpants.
I take reasonably good care of myself in terms of working out and
*Not applicable most weekends.
I can ruin your Seinfeld watching experiencing by quoting entire
episodes before lines are even delivered.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Account Executive at a marketing agency
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Assembling Ikea furniture with relative ease and minimal swearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Almost anything, but mainly rock, alternative, electronic,
-Anything related to pop culture, biographies.
-Sons of Anarchy
-2 Broke Girls
-Game of Thrones
-How I Met Your Mother
-Law & Order SVU
-Six Feet Under (if you've watched this, then you'll agree the
finale was the best ending for any series. In history. Ever.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Working pair of earphones*
*Losing/breaking any of these items can automatically ruin my day
before it even begins.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The pros and cons of deciding whether I should just do my laundry
or buy some new clothes so I can put that chore off for a few more
Am I at an age where my growth still risks being stunted if I drink
too much coffee?
OkCupid should have a 'Who Doesn't Like You' tab. That would be a
very humbling experience for us all.
Why people on here caption their photos as "Me." Who else would it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This all depends on how much my dreams and energy were crushed
during the work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My father wears sneakers in the pool.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You live in Toronto - anything beyond the reach of the subway
line doesn't count.
2) You don't have "Live. Laugh. Love." anywhere in your profile.
Who are you looking for?
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