I decided to opt against including any selfies and shirtless pics of me standing in front of my bathroom mirror for two reasons; a) I'm not a douche and b) I don't have any.
Born and raised in Toronto, currently living in the rough neighbourhoods of Midtown.
Online dating seems like taking the easy way out in terms of trying to meet someone, and that's okay.
I love sports, both to watch and bet on. Summers are made for going to as many Jays games as possible while fall and winter afternoons are made for football, the gambling associated with it, and eagerly watching to see how my Buffalo Bills will let me down again.
I walk. A lot. Like insanely long distances a lot. If you're ever looking to walk from Etobicoke to Yonge and Eglinton then I'm your man.
I maintain a steady diet of sarcasm, inappropriate jokes and overall not taking much of anything all that seriously.
I swear. Quite a bit. Sometimes more than I should. Sometimes in the most inappropriate of surroundings. Sometimes when kids are around. I rarely care.
I've been told I'm funny so the chances of me making you laugh are high.
I don't own a single pair of sweatpants.
I take reasonably good care of myself in terms of working out and eating decent.*
*Not applicable most weekends.
I can ruin your Seinfeld watching experiencing by quoting entire episodes before lines are even delivered.