Brian: You don't need to follow anyone! You've got to think for yourself! You're all individuals!
Crowd: Yes, we're all individuals.
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd: Yes, we're all different.
Single man: I'm not.
I try to be like that one man.
* I'm neither a vegetarian nor a vegan
* I'm not interested in open, polyamorous or other kinds of experimental relationships
If that's ok for you, continue reading.