My name is Soap and I am a thinker.

I don't believe in soulmates.

The most 'common' word I mispell upon occasion is seper--separate.

After that it's misspell and occassion. See what I did there?

I have never:
traveled outside of Canada & the States
faked an orgasm with someone
gone skinnydipping
been arrested
enjoyed the bar scene
learned to play guitar
had an STD/STI

I am the girl who..
♣ often thinks of the cute/funny smartass comment ten seconds too late.
♣ would rather talk things out and solve a problematic situation than bring up irrelevant things and use them against someone.
♣ will wear pj's in public and get dressed up for a night alone at home.
♣ is comfortable with her inner self yet looking to extend her comfort zone.
♣ tries to gives things away instead of throwing out.
♣ (usually) takes no more than 10 minutes to put on makeup.
♣ would rather "shop" online than at a mall.
♣ can spell most words but does not know the meaning to many of them.
♣ doesn't know a lot about a lot but will most definitely admit it and is willing to learn, if another is willing to teach.
♣ knows what she knows and loves to teach others if they are willing to learn.
♣ is scared of unstable heights but wants to experience skydiving.

My name is Amanda. I am fatter than the average girl. Feel free to ask for full body shot. I'll post one soon. (Funny how I keep postponing this, eh? k, done.)

Putting the puzzle pieces together. It's beginning to take shape without any concrete direction or clue as to what the result will look like. ...Or is it?

the things I put my mind to; making stuff pretty (or "visually appealing"); letting people's bullshit go in one ear and out the other and playing dumb like I believe them; telling people the blunt truth; learning lessons;

I'm reserved at first.

My pretty eyes.

How pale I am.

That I'm fat.

But mostly that I have a quirky sense of humor.

To be honest, I can't remember the last time I read a book. Don't get me wrong, I love reading. I get in these phases where I read a book before bed every night or during spare time in the day or I just don't read at all. I'm open to suggestions, hint hint.

MOVIES (IN NO ORDER): What Happens in Vegas, Cleaner, P.S. I Love You, Once, Definitely Maybe, Vantage Point, Penelope, Jumper, Good Luck Chuck, Pathology, Clerks & Clerks 2, Pirates of the Carribean, Fight Club, Butterfly Effect, Lucky Number Slevin, Saw (series), Mean Girls, Inside Man, Finding Nemo, Running Scared, Click, Just My Luck, A Lot Like Love, Love Me If You Dare (subtitled), John Q, Titanic, etc etc

MUSIC: Uhhh, stuff I can sing to, whether it's Rihanna, Faith Hill, Martina McBride, Evanescence, Pink, + then some (etc etc)

FOODS: Mmm, carbs. I'm a very finicky eater, so I hate eating in public and being that person who orders the most blandest and unordinary thing on the menu. I have a problem with textures, I don't know how to explain it other than that.

Music. (I love singing.)

Thought. (I love thinking.)

Friends. (I love friendsing, just don't force it.)

Laughter. (I love laughtering.)

Vision. (I love visioning.)

..I can only get to 5.

I failed. Sorry if I disappointed you.

random things.

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For instance, this question on here:

If you were to be with one person for the rest of your life, which of the following would you fear most?

Partner's unfaithfulness.
Partner's eventual unattractiveness.
Insufficient sex.
Lack of communication.

..Where is the "All of the above" option?? Well, I'd pick 3 out of 4 for sure. 2 of 4 most definitely. k, well I guess I have it narrowed to two options now?! Oy.

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update: Okay, so obviously one would hope the answer is communication or lack of. Put up your hand if you want to be old and not having sex. Yeah, me neither.

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND NOR JUST A FUCK BUDDY. I can count the people I've had sex with on one hand. Take that as you will.

not at a bar.

I honestly don't know if I wrote this originally or if it's from a song, or where I got it from. I like it.

if you were a melody
how would it be
soft and smooth or jagged to the ear
would you sing it quiet
or out of key
would you share it with the world
or lock it inside

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you're still reading this.

you want me to message you back; your shirt is on in all of your pictures on here; not going to send me a generic copy & paste message you've also sent to other girls; you have an odd sense of humor or appreciate sarcasm; you don't tend to dodge questions;

I need someone who loves sarcastic humor and a kid at heart, yet still mature; someone who feels just as beautiful on the inside as they do on the out, regardless if others tell them different; someone who either has never done drugs and has no desire to or is passed that phase in their life.