Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey what's up, I'm Alex. I am a writer by nature, but I'm also a
myriad of other attributions. I've had a very hard fucking life,
but I'm usually positive as fuck so it kind of makes up for that.
Obviously within the first three sentences you can tell that my
diction is that of a god damn sailor, but I don't care regardless.
I'm also incredibly intelligent, but you would never fucking know
because I hate to exhibit myself that way.
I'm very passionate, it might be a weird thing for a guy but it's
just the way I am. I've always been involved in other peoples lives
because I find other people to be the most interesting thing in the
world. I genuinely give a fuck about other people. In the end it's
going to be the person that makes me happy and not money. Which is
ironic because I'm working two full time jobs right now and I'm
going to school. So money doesn't seem to be an object but time
I've also been singing my whole entire life, I'm incredibly avid at
music. I fucking love a lot of it but I'm also pretty judgmental in
I'm also incredibly hilarious, although this paragraph has
absolutely nothing remotely laughable thus far (unless I'm fucking
oblivious towards something), but trust i can be. And stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going to school to get a Major in Writing, with a Minor in
Theatre. Basically I'm trying to go back to Hollywood or wherever
the fuck I'm needed, to write shows. I also want to be a voice
actor so maybe you can see where that Minor plays in. What i want
to write though is either comedies, or kids' shows. Now Let me
explain that in two parts.....
Comedy: I fucking love making people laugh, it makes me feel like I
have some sort of purpose in life. It makes me feel alive knowing
that I can genuinely put a fucking smile on someone's face just by
being..... Me. That's one of the greatest fucking things I like to
do. I will tell you though it will NOT seem like that when you meet
me or whatever the fuck happens but it's just how I feel.
Kids' Shows: This is a big goddamn reason. The thing is, I've had
an EXTREMELY terrible childhood. Nothing has gone right, I've spent
too much time in dreadful places, it was awful needless to say. On
the other hand, it makes me want to make kids' lives' fucking
AWESOME. Being a kid is the best fucking thing in the world and I
don't want anyone's childhood to be taken away simply because you
have to fucking grow up and pay some shit fucking bills to some
shit fucking asshole that sits behind a desk and collects. Fuck
that guy. But I believe it to be the most important thing in the
world for kids to just be happy and have life, I never got that
shit. I never went to fucking prom, I never stayed in the same high
school for more than a year, you get the point.
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I want to make cartoons or comedies, as they are funny as shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have blonde hair, no one else in my family does.
And probably my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alright this list is fucking extensive, as you know a lot of people
who want to do something and are broke need something to do right?
I do a lot of this shit.
TV Shows: Like I said, comedies or kids' shows. But the REALLY
important ones to know for me are, Workaholics and Regular Show.
Those shows are figuratively a literary extension of me.
I fucking LOVE 'EM
Movies: Independent films, cult classics, are usually my shit. My
top five would be :Scott Pligrim Vs. the World, the Life Aquatic,
500 Days of Summer, Rushmore, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless
Music: Once again top five would be: Johnny Hobo and the Freight
Trains, Vampire Weekend, The Strokes, Against Me!, and Andrew
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Fucking keys to get into said car and home
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bullshit, honestly. Just whatever's funny I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking or working, or schooling, it's 50/50 these days.
You should message me if
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