I am a Gemini Sun. I am a Taurus Moon. I am a grand paradox of stereotypes:

• I am a geek. I am an athlete.
• I garner sanity by having a computer nearby. I go insane when the forest is distant.
• I have Northern European features. I am a Mexican American.
• I dislike musicals. I have season tickets to the Seattle Opera.
• I am not fond of tomatoes. I melt like fondue for Italian cuisine.
• I ride my bicycle a hundred miles in a day. I smoke a cigarette just before doing so.
• I enjoy watching Firefly, again, and again. I care not to ever watch Buffy.
• I am constantly looking for sex. I consistently turn down offers.
• I use several online social networking sites. I use them to find offline sites for socializing within a network.
• I am so much more. I have nothing else to say.

I am a straight, cis-gendered, kink-friendly, polyamorous divorcé looking for the same ephemeral things we all unknowingly search for.

In a given week, I may very well:

Bicycle to work, work long hours in one shift of Restaurant Management, chat with my favorite bartender while waiting for the bus home, fiddle with one of many Computers at home, wait and wait for the sandman, Homebrew beer, culture buttermilk as well as vinegar and yogurt and other wonders of Fermentation, tend to my compost pile, Gardening, create Food Porn, watch human Porn, play Golf and Pool and Basketball and Cribbage and Beach Volleyball and Kickball and anything else with friends and strangers, visit one of two very close Climbing Gyms, attend the Opera, explore fan conventions, make new friends, share drinks with old friends, find cheap drinks at a friendly Dive Bar, take advantage of happy hour at Gameworks, jam buttons on a game controller, roll dice in a gaming session, deal playing cards, read Tarot cards, read interesting texts from friends, send dirty texts to other friends,

and occasionally I will do absolutely nothing.

I like those days.

Leaving voice messages, proofreading, and making new friends.
I also have a trove of National Forensics League trophies.
I am apparently REALLY good at spotting virgins. Scored >95% of all test takers on the "Virgin Game" test...

Oh yeah, then there is cooking. Wicked scary good at times. I have done so professionally for over 15 years and am college educated in the field as well.

Presence, Height, Eyes, Style, Intellect, Kindness, Smile.

The things I currently admire:
Book - The Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin. As well as The Godslayer Chronicles series by James Clemens. Also, I am waiting, somewhat impatiently, for Brandon Sanderson to finish off the very long and somewhat dull Wheel of Time series originally written by the late Robert Jordan. In the meantime, I am re-reading the Dune series by Frank Herbert (<-- Pure Genius).
Movie - Chronicles of Riddick is currently in my DVD Player. Which followed: Snatch, LoTR, Serenity, Firefly, Caddyshack, The Whole Nine Yards, Syriana, Thank You for Smoking.
Show - Farscape (complete series) is currently next in my Queue. Which followed: Caprica, And a multitude of Funimation licensed anime. Sidenote: Just found out that the Song of Ice and Fire is now a TV show even though the book series is FAR from complete. Not sure how I feel about that...
Music - Varies greatly. From metal to jazz, classic rock to classical. Look me up on last.fm, same username.
Food - Pan-Asian. Something about the artistry and Ayurveda-like beliefs that make it so much fun to create. But really, as an aspiring chef, I do it all.

• Friends (Without good company, I would fall like the House of Usher)
• Freedom (Both existentially and literally)
• Honesty (In myself as well as others)
• Conversation (Deep or drunken)
• Food (For motivation and passion as well as sustenance)
• Sarcasm

Or, if you prefer the less-serious/more-fun answer:

• Naked Touch (Recharges the soul like nothing else.)
• Female Orgasm (Does me in, EVERY time.)
• Beer (It rules. Especially here in the Pacific NW.)
• Dive Bars (They don't judge. EVER.)
• My Smartphone (Instant Interwebz, everywhere at anytime...)
• My Hat

How to make my OKC profile wittier and more fun?

Why can't I create more hours in a day and more days in a week so I can actually do all the activities I want to do?

"Where did all the flowers go?"

What am I gonna do tomorrow/next week/next month?

When should I start planting my seedlings? And...

Who wants to help me till the garden?! Anyone? No???

Is probably listed somewhere on my FetLife profile (same name), but for those of you not on FL:
I am very Sex Positive, a friend of the Kink and/or BDSM community, and manage a Sex Positive Co-operative Household.

You want a new friend to share any or all of the following: games, sports, exercise, jokes, conversation, fears, dreams, drinks, dinner, breakfast, evenings, nights, lust, love, and life.