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socker8711

30 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Laid back, optimistic, and always giving others the benefit of the doubt. It's nearly impossible for me to get angry; and no, that is not a challenge.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach mathematics at a couple of different colleges in NYC. I recently finished my degree so it appears that after many years living life as a student, it's time for me to find a more permanent position somewhere. Maybe in NYC but maybe not. Right now the future is uncertain.

In my non-mathematical time, I enjoy bar trivia, social sports leagues, and long walks on the beach.

If money were not an option, I would: play in a sports league 5 nights a week, teach one class a couple of days a week, travel on the weekends visiting locales and friends, and have a personal chef.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math; trivia; Scrabble; controlling plumbers dressed in red; making lists; trumpet playing; witticisms; patience.

I was recently told I'd make an excellent game show host. I'll look into it if this math thing doesn't pan out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Yo man, why are you happy all the time?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune, Childhood's End, Chuck Klosterman, and The Berenstein Bears.
Currently reading: A History of School Mathematics, Stanic and Kilpatrick (Eds.)
Recently finished: Fermat's Enigma by Simon Singh.

Movies: Horror movie trailers, but not the actual movies themselves.
Most recently watched film: Trainwreck.

Shows: Arrested Development > everything else.
Currently watching: Shameless, The Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Last Week Tonight.

Music: I was in a band. We played Ska music. Also this.

Food: I am mildly allergic to raw red onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm.
Socks.
Hot showers.
Vision, in the literal sense.
Lists, listing, and the Oxford comma.
Transcendental numbers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that W is actually considered a vowel sometimes. How did I go most of my life without knowing this?

Planning my life around my multiphastic sleep cycle. My circadian rhythm is naturally this way, but it sometimes wreaks havoc on my social life and work obligations.

What font I should use for my gmail. I've been using Garamond for a lot of my documents lately but I feel like it's overkill if I start using it for everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have a non-conventional schedule. Fridays are nothing special and you're just as likely to see me out on a Tuesday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I didn't learn to swim until I was like 8 or 9. I had a fear of drowning. Then I became a lifeguard at 15. In your face childhood fears!

Also, I probably have more nephews than you. And I don't drink coffee.
You should message me if
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(aside from the obvious reason)

...you have a math test coming up and you need something answered.

Part of me just wants a girl who I can just feel comfortable taking home to meet my family and play board games with us (mostly Scrabble but we've been branching out a bit lately).

If you're unsure of what to say, here's a question: If you could live in a foreign country, where would it be? Why there and not Portugal? If it is Portugal, why Portugal and not Kyrgyzstan?