sockhopper
113 Columbus, OH
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My self-summary
I wanna get some action!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to stay alive!
I’m really good at
Makin' whoppie!
The first things people usually notice about me
My gams!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy silent movies or anything with Charlie Chaplin while smokin' my Mores! Usually I'm a listenin' to the victrola with a nice glass of prune schnapps, I always read the obituaries or one of my vintage Playgirls with my best gal Dottie!

I love to cook, in the BEDROOM!
The six things I could never do without
CIGS! insulin,Speakeasys, sock hops, slavery, twitter!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dying!
SEX!
Osteoperosis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Playin' bridge with Dottie, mixin' up a pitcher of Old fashioneds and somethimes we go STREAKIN'!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to own a negro family!
You should message me if
If'n you have a big big bird and wanna go coffin shopping!
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