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sockhopper

111 F Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
4′ 6″ (1.37m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I wanna get some action!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to stay alive!
I’m really good at
Makin' whoppie!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy silent movies or anything with Charlie Chaplin while smokin' my Mores! Usually I'm a listenin' to the victrola with a nice glass of prune schnapps, I always read the obituaries or one of my vintage Playgirls with my best gal Dottie!

I love to cook, in the BEDROOM!
The six things I could never do without
CIGS! insulin,Speakeasys, sock hops, slavery, twitter!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dying!
SEX!
Osteoperosis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Playin' bridge with Dottie, mixin' up a pitcher of Old fashioneds and somethimes we go STREAKIN'!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to own a negro family!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
If'n you have a big big bird and wanna go coffin shopping!