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sockhopper

112 F Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
4′ 6″ (1.37m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I wanna get some action!
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to stay alive!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Makin' whoppie!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gams!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy silent movies or anything with Charlie Chaplin while smokin' my Mores! Usually I'm a listenin' to the victrola with a nice glass of prune schnapps, I always read the obituaries or one of my vintage Playgirls with my best gal Dottie!

I love to cook, in the BEDROOM!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
CIGS! insulin,Speakeasys, sock hops, slavery, twitter!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dying!
SEX!
Osteoperosis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playin' bridge with Dottie, mixin' up a pitcher of Old fashioneds and somethimes we go STREAKIN'!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to own a negro family!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If'n you have a big big bird and wanna go coffin shopping!