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softkissx
20 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone
Maple Valley, Washington
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sweet, sarcastic, and a tease.
My Self-Summary
I am Natalie. I'm not on the market but I am down for making new
friends and chit-chatting. I am sarcastic, and I have some very dry
old humor, most of the things I say are not even close to being
serious. I brush and floss my teeth everyday, and I wish I could
play pranks on people 24/7. I'm interesting to talk to... but
that's only if my interest is piqued. So give it a go.
What I’m doing with my life
Just school; the american dream, baby.
I’m really good at
"That's what she said" jokes.
Spelling.
Having brown hair.
And killing people online.
Spelling.
Having brown hair.
And killing people online.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tiny. I just am, short and small in every way.
I also hear that I am very quirky.
And apparently I don't smile, I smirk.
I also hear that I am very quirky.
And apparently I don't smile, I smirk.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: chuck palahniuk, sylvia plath, augusten buroughs, craig
clevenger, richard brautigan, allen ginsberg.
Movies: wes anderson, woody allen, charlie kaufman, paul thomas anderson, sofia coppola. Bob Hope. Ghost World. It's Pat. Lord of War.
Music: Lately: Melpo Mene, Owl City, Lydia, The Zombies, Acid House Kings, Broken Social Scene, I Set My Friends On Fire, The Blow.
indie, hardcore, electro/electronica, frank sinatra&etc.
Food: all I need lately is Caesar salad and chamomile tea. but I LOVE sushi to death, and rare steak. And coffee of course.
Movies: wes anderson, woody allen, charlie kaufman, paul thomas anderson, sofia coppola. Bob Hope. Ghost World. It's Pat. Lord of War.
Music: Lately: Melpo Mene, Owl City, Lydia, The Zombies, Acid House Kings, Broken Social Scene, I Set My Friends On Fire, The Blow.
indie, hardcore, electro/electronica, frank sinatra&etc.
Food: all I need lately is Caesar salad and chamomile tea. but I LOVE sushi to death, and rare steak. And coffee of course.
The six things I could never do without
Sleep.
Booze.
Chapstick.
Showing my teeth.
People I love.
Chai tea.
Booze.
Chapstick.
Showing my teeth.
People I love.
Chai tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Harry Potter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being amazing.
Or being an insomniac.
Or being an insomniac.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I would jump David Bowie's bones in a second, the only person I'd
disregard the 40 year age difference for...
You should message me if
You're willing to do anything to make me laugh. And you can
understand my humor.
If you like doing dorky things like playing board games. Especially drunken board games.
Someone who can spell.
If you like doing dorky things like playing board games. Especially drunken board games.
Someone who can spell.
