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35 Atlanta, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Curious. Mischievous. Well-intentioned. Disarming. Will make you shake your head and groan.

Inspired by Jim Henson, Groucho Marx, Amy Poehler, Laci Green and Alton Brown.

I am clever, a surprisingly good dancer, and you should IM me. (Hey, remember when OKC had you pick three adjectives? Good times.)

I'm in an monogamish relationship with the insanely awesome alamo_basement. I consider non-exclusivity to be a feature of my relationship, rather than a core component of my overall identity. If you message her, don't be an idiot or we will both read your message and laugh and laugh. That said, I am not at all just looking to get laid. I am looking for actual human connection.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Used to work for record labels, and also doing social media before anyone called it social media. Now I'm done working for the man.

Spend my days combining my many interests as a way to pay for my toys and my book addiction.

When it's nice out, I take my fancy (Canon) DSLR out and take pictures of whatever happens to catch my eye.

I have a freelance biz aimed at creating online audio and video telling the stories behind how things came to be. Go here if I'm making no sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recommending music, being curious rather than judgmental, combining flavors to make awesome iced tea, making Muppet references in everyday conversation.

I also make kickass brownies. Fudgy, not cakey.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall. Pretty eyes. Three arms.

Oh also that I'm not wearing any pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books. I'm really into books on how our brains work to create and inform our behavior. Recent favorites include Incognito: The Secret Lives of the Brain, This Is Your Brain On Music, Predictably Irrational. On the fiction side, I'm very much into magical realism such as Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Matt Ruff and such. More on my GoodReads profile, of course.

Movies. As with most other folks here, its too much to list. My all time favorite movie at the moment is Almost Famous. Additionally, I love all things Muppet, Aaron Sorkin (except The Newsroom. Blech.), Joss Whedon and David Mamet.

Music. Well, my collection of almost 2000 individual pieces doesn't give me much room for themes, but I love strong melody and interesting texture. says my most played artists are Crowded House, Apparat, The Weepies, A Tribe Called Quest and David Bowie. I suppose that's a start. (softlord is my name on there if you're curious for more). If you have bands on your list that I haven't heard, I will listen and I will message you about them. It's pretty rare that it happens, though. :)

Podcasts.Harmontown, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Cheap Heat.

TV Shows. The West Wing, 3-2-1 Contact, NewsRadio, Everwood, Better Off Ted, OG Whedonverse. Those pretty much sum me up. Currently: GoT, Parks and Rec, Broad City, Black-Ish, @midnight.

Food. Sushi, Thai food (especially that spicy brown noodle dish, and the cooked mango over sticky rice), Golden Grahams, Godiva Cocoa, homemade baked ziti when the cheese is a little burned so it has a crispy crunchy shell on it, paper-thin slices of prosciutto, chewy oatmeal cookies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Curiosity
- Tea (Find me on Steepster.)
- Hugs (I am an awesome hugger.)
- The half-second before a first kiss
- Slow deep breaths
- Wordplay and silliness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- How to dissolve the concept of "them" wherever possible.
- Disappointing second albums.
- Overarching themes and why we think they're so important.
- Whether I should change my handle on here, just so people don't keep getting the wrong idea and calling me Master (I mean, get to know me first!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
, just like every other night. #zenwordplay
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I like to be the little spoon.

See the aforementioned pants thing. What, is three callbacks too many?

I'm pro-queer, but not queer myself.

When I'm browsing OKC, I always click on profiles that are listed as "kinkier" or "hornier" in a quest to find the horniest and kinkiest person on the entire site, just to see what they're like. I'm secretly worried that it might be me.

...well maybe not WORRIED, exactly...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
YAY: If you're on a path. If you smile back. If you have a high tolerance for double entendre. If you seek connection. If you're funny. If you like to cook and be cooked for. If you have your shit together enough to know that nobody really has their shit together. If you wanna talk monogamy and non-monogamy, I'm happy to have that conversation. If you're interested in making a new friend-maybe-flirting-partner-maybe-makeout-partner-maybe-more.

BOO: If you put "if I told you, it wouldn't be private" in the "The most private thing I'm willing to admit here." field or complain about the length of the "about me" section.
A clever turn-of-phrase will catch and keep my attention, especially when its delivered by a sharp-tongued geeky mischief-maker. That said, it does on occasion manifest as a predilection for awful puns. I can't help it.