Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast
food" -Ron Swanson
Livin' life like I've already said "Beetlejuice" twice.
I also make kickass brownies. Fudgy, not cakey. If you're lucky,
I'll make you some.
Inspired by Jim
, Groucho Marx
, Amy Poehler
, Laci Green
and Alton Brown
In an open relationship. Also looking for kickass friends to invite
to dinner parties.
I'm a feminist because women are awesome and get treated
disgustingly by society and also because what society tells us men
"should be" is pretty abhorrent, and the success of feminism
addresses both of these things in that order.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Used to work for record labels, while that was still a viable
thing. Scored my share of free CDs and stories about hanging out
I have a freelance biz aimed at creating online audio and video
telling the stories behind how things came to be. Also I make
websites for small organizations, because restaurant and B&B
websites are the worst with their flash intros and music playing
When it's nice out, I take my fancy (Canon) DSLR out and take
pictures of whatever happens to catch my eye.
Attempting to stay on the right side of the war between getting
into better shape (walking 3-4 miles almost every day) and
perfecting my baking skills. Want some cookies?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recommending music, being curious rather than judgmental, combining
flavors to make awesome iced tea, making really bad puns (sorry in
I play a bunch of instruments with varying degrees of skill, and
was an DJ of 80s music in New York for a bunch of years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recent favorites include Incognito: The
Secret Lives of the Brain, This Is Your Brain On Music, Predictably
Irrational. On the fiction side, I dig magical realism
and such. More on my
, of course.
My all time favorite movie (at the moment
). I love all things Muppet
(while Jim/Jerry were still
alive), and documentaries about food. Feel free to make me watch
them, though I've already seen Jiro Dreams of Sushi.
says my most played artists are
, The Weepies
, A Tribe Called Quest
suppose that's a start. (softlord
is my name on there if you're
curious for more). If you have bands on your list that I haven't
heard, I will
listen and I will
message you about them. It's pretty rare that it happens, though.
, Comedy Bang! Bang!
The West Wing, 3-2-1 Contact, NewsRadio,
Everwood, Better Off Ted
, BritComs. Those
pretty much sum me up. Currently: GoT (like everyone else),
, Broad City
, Kroll Show
, Thai food
, Golden Grahams
, dark chocolate
chocolate is BS. Seriously, what is that stuff?), homemade baked
ziti when the cheese is a little burned so it has a crispy crunchy
shell on it, paper-thin slices of prosciutto, chewy oatmeal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Tea (Find me on Steepster
- Hugs (I am an awesome hugger.)
- The half-second before a first kiss
- Slow deep breaths
- Wordplay and silliness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How and why "sarcastic" became a selling point.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking dinner, catching up on DVR, sitting on the porch if it's
nice out. I'm boring on Fridays. You should see me on Tuesdays,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I like to be the little spoon. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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I'm in an monogamish
relationship with the
. I consider
non-exclusivity to be a feature of my relationship, rather than a
core character trait of my being.
YAY: If you're on a path. If you smile back. If you're silly and
enjoy mischief. If you like to cook and be cooked for. If you have
your shit together enough to know that nobody really has their shit
together. If you wanna talk monogamy and non-monogamy. If you're
interested in making a new
BOO: If you put "if I told you, it wouldn't be private" in the "The
most private thing I'm willing to admit here." field or complain
about the length of the "about me" section. Come on now.
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