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sohereisapotato

19 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.53m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ESTP personality

People always start this off with some tacky ass line about how they "can't stand" filling these things out or how they are "so terrible" at it when doing so. *cue the eye rolling*.

At first i may be shy, but once i warm up to you i can be really outgoing. if any tempo could describe me, It would definitely be vivacissimo (i don't plan on talking to anyone who is anything beneath allegro, or andante) i love music, although i can't stand when people say "music=life" ick.

i play piano, guitar, bass and in a choir/currently taking vocal lessons. Arcades, go-karts, horror movies, concerts and amusement parks have my name written all over them.

whether it's chilling in bed, playing xbox, ordering some pizza, listening to records or going out and wandering aimlessly at night, i'm up for anything.

P.S. my threat seemed a little trashy. But if you seriously reported my chode picture, I hate you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
during the summer, I'm a lifeguard. I attend Loyola university-chicago.

dude, i just need to go through med school, become an anesthesiologist, own a delorean, and a beautiful home in oak park with a trampoline and an inground pool. ya know, the basics
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the wrong shit at the wrong time.
also, being one hilarious motherfucker. it's all gotta do with sarcasm, sweetheart.

having a demented sense of humor.

piano, guitar, and school stuff fall under this too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
creative, imaginative, random, and blunt.
"down to earth" and "self-aware" is what I get a lot. odd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an 80's fanatic. I love horror films and I love to read anything from Stephen king. I'm also really into William Blake.
Camus, Sarte, Kafka, and lame shit like that.

back to the future, st. Elmo's fire, and the goonies.

I mostly listen to classic rock/hair metal/heavy metal. pink floyd, led zeppelin, def leppard, iron maiden, megadeth, metallica, scorpions, Boston, etc. I have a record collection and prefer the crackle of vinyl
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) the 5 free videos Pornhub and Youporn
give you
2) Combination Pizza huts and Tacobells
3) Adult Swim
4) IMessage, I hate seeing a green fucking
blurb, as opposed to a blue one
5) That one site with that one image
board. you know, the cool one.
6) The Deep web.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if there are attractive girls on Okcupid.
if so, I'm royally fucked.

whether that guy from 4chan will ever change his brazzers account password.
if so, I'm gonna die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
passed out in bed and listening to a record.
on 4chan.
rotting away.
wandering.
watching old re-runs of Tim&Eric.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not as confident as I seem, I actually am shy and care way too much about what people think of me, terrible flaw

I was eligible to graduate highschool hella early.

my IQ is 139.
boo-hoo.

for fun, I have arbitrarily placed a couple of grammatical errors in my profile. find them and win a prize.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you didn't take everything so seriously, I don't take myself as seriously as it may seem.
you're interested and think I'm gnarly. duh.
you should message me if you're looking for a laid-back girl who is a honest and totally fun to chill with, there's never any pressure with me. Dont be afraid to message me, just ask away! I'll totes reply. the red dot doesn't mean shit.

if you wanna get trippy, get some Taco Bell, and just giggle a bunch.

Please don't message me if you're a radical feminist. We won't get along.