Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People always start this off with some tacky ass line about how
they "can't stand" filling these things out or how they are "so
terrible" at it when doing so. *cue the eye rolling*.
i play piano, guitar, bass and in a choir/currently taking vocal
lessons. Arcades, go-karts, horror movies, concerts and amusement
parks have my name written all over them.
whether it's chilling in bed, ordering some pizza, listening to
records or going out and wandering aimlessly at night, i'm up for
P.S. my threat seemed a little trashy. But if you seriously
reported my chode picture, I hate you.
I sincerely apologize if you cannot message me. I just refuse to
buy more inbox space.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
during the summer, I'm a lifeguard. I attend Loyola
^ sike, i'm a year round lifeguard now.
i just need to go through med school, become an anesthesiologist,
own a delorean, and a beautiful home in oak park with a trampoline
and an inground pool. ya know, the basics
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the wrong shit at the wrong time.
also, being one hilarious motherfucker. it's all gotta do with
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
creative, imaginative, random, and blunt.
i'm your typical tsundere.
my qt3.14 deadpan humor.
how tiny i am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an 80's fanatic. I love horror films and I love to read
anything by Stephen king. I'm also really into William Blake.
Camus, Sarte, Kafka, and lame shit like that.
back to the future, boku no pico, and the goonies.
I mostly listen to classic rock/hair metal/heavy metal. pink floyd,
led zeppelin, def leppard, iron maiden, megadeth, metallica,
scorpions, Boston, etc.
Sick animation. Marc M is god.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) the 5 free videos Pornhub and Youporn
2) Combination Pizza huts and Tacobells
3) Adult Swim
4) IMessage, I hate seeing a green fucking
blurb, as opposed to a blue one
5) That one site with that one image
board. you know, the cool one.
6) The Deep web.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if there are attractive girls on Okcupid.
if so, I'm royally fucked.
whether that guy from 4chan will ever change his brazzers account
if so, I'm gonna die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
passed out in bed and listening to a record.
watching old re-runs of Tim&Eric.
Listening to ASMR vids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was eligible to graduate highschool hella early.
my IQ is 139.
for fun, I have arbitrarily placed a couple of grammatical errors
in my profile. find them and win a prize.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are my Andy Dwyer and want to feed me slices of pizza in
you're incredibly exhausted of dealing with SJWs.
if you wanna get trippy, get some Taco Bell, and just giggle a
you want to feed my insatiable ego.
Please don't message me if you're a radical feminist. We won't
You wanna play hearthstone with me.
You want to spoil me/buy me tons of lush stuff.
pls buy me this
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