Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People always start this off with some tacky ass line about how
they "can't stand" filling these things out or how they are "so
terrible" at it when doing so. *cue the eye rolling*.
i play piano, guitar, bass and in a choir/currently taking vocal
lessons. Arcades, go-karts, horror movies, concerts and amusement
parks have my name written all over them.
whether it's chilling in bed, playing xbox, ordering some pizza,
listening to records or going out and wandering aimlessly at night,
i'm up for anything.
P.S. my threat seemed a little trashy. But if you seriously
reported my chode picture, I hate you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
during the summer, I'm a lifeguard. I attend Loyola
dude, i just need to go through med school, become an
anesthesiologist, own a delorean, and a beautiful home in oak park
with a trampoline and an inground pool. ya know, the basics
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the wrong shit at the wrong time.
also, being one hilarious motherfucker. it's all gotta do with
piano, guitar, and school stuff fall under this too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
creative, imaginative, random, and blunt.
"down to earth" and "self-aware" is what I get a lot. odd.
My demented sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an 80's fanatic. I love horror films and I love to read
anything from Stephen king. I'm also really into William
Camus, Sarte, Kafka, and lame shit like that.
back to the future, st. Elmo's fire, and the goonies.
I mostly listen to classic rock/hair metal/heavy metal. pink floyd,
led zeppelin, def leppard, iron maiden, megadeth, metallica,
scorpions, Boston, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) the 5 free videos Pornhub and Youporn
2) Combination Pizza huts and Tacobells
3) Adult Swim
4) IMessage, I hate seeing a green fucking
blurb, as opposed to a blue one
5) That one site with that one image
board. you know, the cool one.
6) The Deep web.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if there are attractive girls on Okcupid.
if so, I'm royally fucked.
whether that guy from 4chan will ever change his brazzers account
if so, I'm gonna die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
passed out in bed and listening to a record.
watching old re-runs of Tim&Eric.
Listening to ASMR vids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was eligible to graduate highschool hella early.
my IQ is 139.
for fun, I have arbitrarily placed a couple of grammatical errors
in my profile. find them and win a prize.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are my Andy Dwyer and want to feed me slices of pizza in
if you wanna get trippy, get some Taco Bell, and just giggle a
Please don't message me if you're a radical feminist. We won't get
You want to spoil me/buy me tons of lush stuff.
pls buy me this
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