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19 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 0″ (1.53m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ESTP personality

People always start this off with some tacky ass line about how they "can't stand" filling these things out or how they are "so terrible" at it when doing so. *cue the eye rolling*.

i play piano, guitar, bass and in a choir/currently taking vocal lessons. Arcades, go-karts, horror movies, concerts and amusement parks have my name written all over them.

whether it's chilling in bed, playing xbox, ordering some pizza, listening to records or going out and wandering aimlessly at night, i'm up for anything.

P.S. my threat seemed a little trashy. But if you seriously reported my chode picture, I hate you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
during the summer, I'm a lifeguard. I attend Loyola university-chicago.

dude, i just need to go through med school, become an anesthesiologist, own a delorean, and a beautiful home in oak park with a trampoline and an inground pool. ya know, the basics
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the wrong shit at the wrong time.
also, being one hilarious motherfucker. it's all gotta do with sarcasm, bb.

piano, guitar, and school stuff fall under this too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
creative, imaginative, random, and blunt.
"down to earth" and "self-aware" is what I get a lot. odd.

My demented sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an 80's fanatic. I love horror films and I love to read anything from Stephen king. I'm also really into William Blake.
Camus, Sarte, Kafka, and lame shit like that.

back to the future, st. Elmo's fire, and the goonies.

I mostly listen to classic rock/hair metal/heavy metal. pink floyd, led zeppelin, def leppard, iron maiden, megadeth, metallica, scorpions, Boston, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) the 5 free videos Pornhub and Youporn
give you
2) Combination Pizza huts and Tacobells
3) Adult Swim
4) IMessage, I hate seeing a green fucking
blurb, as opposed to a blue one
5) That one site with that one image
board. you know, the cool one.
6) The Deep web.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if there are attractive girls on Okcupid.
if so, I'm royally fucked.

whether that guy from 4chan will ever change his brazzers account password.
if so, I'm gonna die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
passed out in bed and listening to a record.
on 4chan.
rotting away.
watching old re-runs of Tim&Eric.
Listening to ASMR vids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was eligible to graduate highschool hella early.

my IQ is 139.

for fun, I have arbitrarily placed a couple of grammatical errors in my profile. find them and win a prize.
You should message me if
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you're interested and think I'm gnarly. Duh.

I'll totes reply. the red dot doesn't mean shit.

if you wanna get trippy, get some Taco Bell, and just giggle a bunch.

Please don't message me if you're a radical feminist. We won't get along.

You want to spoil me/buy me tons of lush stuff.