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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:15pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Cigarettes are like squirrels. They're both pretty harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

I'm a silly fucker.

I geek out over music.

I tell stupid jokes.

I don't know cursive but I'm fluent in cursing.

Fuck yes.

My favorite soda is Squirt.

I very rarely drink soda, and when I do it's probably ginger ale cause who the hell carries squirt?

When you look at my house on Google maps satellite view my tent is set up in the back yard.... I enjoy this thoroughly.
(I've moved since I first typed this. It's still true)

I teach drums to kids. Adults too.

I wish I had a dollar for every profile I've read that starts out "...Okay, here goes..." (usually proceeds to describe the profile owner as laid back fun loving loves long walks on the beach blah blah blah. Seriously folks, we all love fun and beaches.)

Legally enjoying marijuana in the privacy of my own home.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Telling myself I should be playing the piano more.
Sometimes actually playing the piano.
Doing that teaching kids the drums thing, but you already knew that.
A couple of nights each week I pour overpriced booze for twenty one year olds.
Sucking marrow and smelling roses when I can. More blood than flowers though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I invent awesome cocktails.
My red beans and rice isn't bad either.
Making out. I am AWESOME at making out.
Oh, and the drums. But that's just proof that I've spent WAY too much time alone in a practice room.
I was also recently told that I'm an audacious lover. I'm pretty positive it was a compliment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Worst question. You know better than I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes please, but hold the television.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
do, re, me, fa, sol, la, ti. I know that was seven but none of them are expendable.
oh, and a side of bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can type my first name with just my left hand.
There is ALWAYS a song stuck in my head. Right now it's obla di.
In ten seconds it will be something else.
Now I'm thinking about the fact that I probably spelled obla di wrong and I'm not going to look it up or edit it. HA!
Why do all these gorgeous women from Vancouver, BC keep looking at my profile?
Now I have the Foo Fighters "best of you" stuck in my head.
Stay tuned for further updates.

Now it's "Johanna" from Sweeney Todd.

Lately, I'm wondering if this site is just a dumb idea for me
I get along great with real live people, and I'm terrible at the internet. However, here I am and here you are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I had typical Fridays, I would probably wear some Abercrombie and Fitch with a side of Polo and head down to a dance club so I could line up along with the other chest puffing (and ironically enough, chest waxing) hordes of men who drove down from Beaverton.

Instead I don't do those things, because typical is pretty lame in my book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really want to learn to salsa dance.
And I like Norah Jones. There, I said it.
You should message me if
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You love music.
Not loving music is a sure fire deal breaker.
You'd rather be outside than in, or at least moving rather than sitting.
You're a great kisser. Hard-lipped kissers need not apply.
You want to take salsa lessons.
You have a good relationship with your family.
Also, there's something sexy about a woman that knows how to parallel park. Even though I'll always want to drive.
You're busy. I've got a primary relationship that I'm invested in and I'm just looking for a Sunday kinda love. By that I mean once, maybe twice some weeks we would make time for each other.

*Chances are you're a nurse, nanny, or teacher.
Something about you caretakers really does it for me.