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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:57am
Open relationship
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Cigarettes are like squirrels. They're both pretty harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

I'm a silly fucker.

I geek out over music.

I tell stupid jokes.

I don't know cursive but I'm fluent in cursing.

Fuck yes.

My favorite soda is Squirt.

I very rarely drink soda, and when I do it's probably ginger ale cause who the hell carries squirt?

When you look at my house on Google maps satellite view my tent is set up in the back yard.... I enjoy this thoroughly.
(I've moved since I first typed this. It's still true)

I play drums for fun and money.

I wish I had a dollar for every profile I've read that starts out "...Okay, here goes..." (usually proceeds to describe the profile owner as laid back fun loving loves long walks on the beach blah blah blah. Seriously folks, we all love fun and beaches.)

Legally enjoying marijuana in the privacy of my own home.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Telling myself I should be playing the piano more.
Sometimes actually playing the piano.
Doing that drums thing, but you already knew that.
A couple of nights each week I sling cocktails.
Spending time with my lady and sometimes her awesome children.
Sucking marrow and smelling roses when I can. More blood than flowers though.
I plan to keep on living right up through that last moment before I stop living, whenever it arrives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I invent awesome cocktails.
My red beans and rice isn't bad either.
Making out. I am AWESOME at making out.
Hiding social experiments in an otherwise unsuspecting profile.
Oh, and the drums. But that's just proof that I've spent WAY too much time alone in a practice room.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Worst question. You know better than I do. Maybe you noticed that I'm not being consistent with my....

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes, please.
Give me gluten, dairy, and meat or give me death.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
do, re, me, fa, sol, la, ti. I know that was seven but none of them are expendable.
oh, and a side of bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can type my first name with just my left hand.
There is ALWAYS a song stuck in my head. Right now it's obla di.
In ten seconds it will be something else.
Now I'm thinking about the fact that I probably spelled obla di wrong and I'm not going to look it up or edit it. HA!
Why do all these gorgeous women from Vancouver, BC keep looking at my profile?
Now I have the Foo Fighters "best of you" stuck in my head.
Stay tuned for further updates.

Now it's "Johanna" from Sweeney Todd.

Lately, I'm wondering if this site is just a dumb idea for me
I get along great with real live people, and I'm terrible at the internet. However, here I am and here you are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I had typical Fridays, I would probably wear some Abercrombie and Fitch with a side of Polo and head down to a dance club so I could line up along with the other chest puffing (and ironically enough, chest waxing) hordes of men who drove down from Beaverton.

Instead I don't do those things, because typical is pretty lame in my book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really want to learn to salsa dance.
And I like Norah Jones. There, I said it.
Here's a thought, because so many women that I've seen on here get taken aback by this question and almost all of the answers are something like "I'm not admitting anything on here, this is the internet, are you crazy?!"
The question isn't "tell everyone something really private", it's "What's the most in depth thing that you ARE willing to admit".
No one wants to hear about what you're not willing to tell us.
You should message me if
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You love music.

You'd rather be outside than in, or at least moving rather than sitting.

You want to exchange stories and thoughts on polyamory and the experiences that come with it. This is more important to me than actually dating at this time.

You want to take salsa lessons.

You have a good relationship with your family.

You are into (rather than just accepting of) the fact that I've got a primary relationship that I'm invested in. My lovely lady, EarthygirlN and I are not replacing each other.

You didn't see this section as a venue to list all the reasons you don't want people to message you. Leave it to us Americans to answer a positive question with a negative answer....

*Chances are you're a nurse, nanny, or teacher.
Something about you caretakers really does it for me.