- By that, I mean
I'm relentlessly, uncompromisingly self-assured; inexplicable & unexplainable,
& relaxed about it.
The important thing here is that I am completely unlike anyone you've ever met.
I'm a unique snowflake.
I adore and respect
uniquity & individuality
above all else.
"Wenn ich schlafe, ich lebe.
Wenn ich wäche, ...ich traume...."
I love good live music, & going to shows.
I play several instruments; study music,
linear probability, quantum physics,
& other languages for fun.
I enjoy drawing & painting, writing,
working stone & metal, knitting & sewing,
creating and working with my hands.
I'm a builder, a tinkerer, mechanic...
It's what i do.
you can ask me anything.
In the mean time...
This is what the inside of my brain looks like...
They say when you're decapitated,
your head remains conscious for around 27 seconds;
-which is precisely how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
I am totally a yoga master.
I can put my foot in my mouth
& my head up my ass at the same time!
"Two wrongs don't make a right,
But 3 rights make a left...
...maybe it's time for a change of direction? "
"Approach each day with open arms,
not to embrace, but so you might fly."
"Don't be a try - cycle,
Be a DO - sicle!"
- Solace. ;)
try holding your breath for 10 seconds.
- then keep holding it for 5 or 10 more minutes.
just before you turn blue and pass out,
youll be overwhelmed with a warm sense of wellbeing...
which will likely be shared by those around you...
or at least keep ya occupied while
they give ya a hitler mustache
with permanent marker...
Did I mention im a different kind of cat?
It seems to be immediately obvious to the "squares", the close-minded,
and the "intellectually uncomplicated"....
Different is good! Fly that freak flag high!
fraggle rock, Doctor Who, the muppet show,
the young ones, red dwarf,
mr. show with Bob & Dave, wöndershozen,...
the 5th element, Repo Man, tarantino,
lost highway, evil dead and army of darkness, troma, vincent price, ed wood, bela lugosi...
Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, george ramirez, and Coen Bros....
Pink Floyd, The Velvet Underground, TOOL,
Red Hot Chili Peppers, A Perfect Circle, WEEN, Transona 5, The Sonics, The Cramps, the damned, blatz, fear, skinny puppy, slayer, sepultura, robert johnson, lightnin hopkins, Pixies, The Breeders, Belly, talking heads, Yo La Tango, Slint, Spiritualized, Spacemen 3, Cake, MC Chris, Motorhead, Man or Astro Man, Transona 5, The Jesus and Mary Chain, my bloody valentine, Shonen Knife, Luna, Pavement, Steven Malkmus, Sebadoh, Dinosaur Jr., Folk Implosion, lou Barlow, the john spencer blues explosion, David Bowie, Talking Heads, The Ventures, the Lively ones, the Grateful Dead, Hank Williams Sr., Merle Haggard, Daniel Johnston,The dead milkmen, the Moldy Peaches, they might be giants, circle jerks, 13th floor elevators, tom waits, leonard cohen, sublime, Sepultura, lords of acid, White Zombie, Ministry, Ozzie, Bobby Dylan, Thrill Kill Cult, Starlight Mints, Violent Femmes, Sex Pistols, Ziggy Stardust, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, the stooges, Sting, the police, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Cypress Hill, Juicy Karkass, Chainsaw Kittens, Starlight Mints, Flaming Lips, the black keys, white stripes, System of a Down, ......so, so, so, SO MUCH more.
were thought to be mad
by those who could not hear the music...."
"I became insane
through many long intervals
of horrible sanity"
-Edgar Allan Poe
"I'd rather be Insane, then out of sane, completely"
"Be the change you want to see"
- Mahatma Gandhi
"There are no great acts,
only small acts done with great Love."
- Mother Theresa
"Small acts done with Love
ARE great acts."
- My Mother
"Alles ist Relativ."
(the ultimate power in the universe),
consciousness, social responsibilty,
quantum entanglement, temporal causality, relativity, entropy.
"'Do what thou WILLt'
shall be the whole of the law."
and this guy was talking at me,
i was laughing;
suddenly, he grabbed me by the neck.
and started fondling his nipples...
i guess he wasnt impressed.
he threw himself into me
& we tumbled to the ground.
- i rolled on top of him and asked
"so...are we, like, gonna make out now?"
long story short,
i got punched in the face.
some people take themselves entirely too seriously...
when she commented on my 3rd nipple.
...the one on my back...
She callled it "superfluous", which,
i guess means 'unnecessary', or "extra"?
There is no such thing as an unnecessary nipple.
and don't like to complicate things
with silly ideas like 'normal'...
I think ill require a more descriptive disclaimer.
I am not a " slave monkey".
I am an ascended being.
if you arent prepared to interract with a radiant expression of pure essence & indomitable spirit of being, its okay. Run along now, your time will come.
If you are more uncomfortable than curious about what may lay outside your "box", I am not for you.
If you are attune with the lightness of connectivity in all that is,
or if you know theres somehow something missing, something 'more'....
Im easy, otherwise.. ..
Facebook - Solace Dane
Life is art.
It's in everything i do.
Among many other various creative things,
I write. Draw. Paint. I play piano, guitar, cello, sax, drums, bass,...accordion....
- i can rock an electric kazoo
thatd make Jimi Hendrix cry...
I build custom motorcycles, restore classic cars,
I create. It's what I do.
I know of no greater purpose...
I studied in the prestigious School of Letters @ OU. I am adept with language and have a functional knowledge of many ancient & modern languages.
I am an extropist, and a practical existentialist.
I'm a philosophical absurdist, and I identify with many other -isms, schisms, and perhaps prisms not listed above...
Also, I have superhuman powers.
- if you're still reading, I surmise that you're either very bored or very easily entertained, or you're feeling somehow compelled to immerse yourself in my particular form of brilliant madness.
Whatever the reason, we're here now.
You simply must reach out. Now is the time.
The fates demand it.
Anyway, I'm super cool, lots of fun, and the creepiness will soon become endearing...
I'm from Alaska.
I'm here because I'm a social being,
I'm relaxed, real, and casual.
I have my own home;
Ive lived there for nearly 8 years.
I'm emotionally secure,
......and I gotta lotta love....
Take a chance.
Come play in the rain
and bask in the sun with me!
This is fate. Kismet.
I am right here.