hummmmm....ok, second attempt at describing myself, i have an
outragous sense of humor, from foul mouthed to obscure stuff that
no one will get except me. im extremely shy at first and very
awkward. i have been told by my best friends that i am extremely
querky, i have querks. if you open up to me and show me that you
are intersted, i will open up myself. you could pretty much ask me
anything and i will tell you the truth no matter what, why lie? i
have not been in many relationships, iv been single most of my
life, the only women i have dated really ended up abusing me and
treating me very badly. so you could say i have built up quite alot
of bitterness, but if your sweet enough to sweet the sour, then i
suggest you message me!
i am in LOVE with music, i dont get enough new music to satisfy my
brain. i love Ryan Adams and U2, i listen to an unhealthy amount of
trance/dance and techno. i love world music, ambient music, all
kinds of wierd stuff that you will really think im wierd....which i
i also have an unhealthy love for my car and speed, i raced gokarts
when i was a teenager and now i have my sweet baby M3 that i
autocross with (time trials). i work as a curator at an auto museum
in northern illinois, even tho i might not seem like a gearhead
because i couldnt tell you what the cubic inch on a 69 mustang
fastback was, that doesent mean i dont love the car.
i love film and movies, i love them all, mostly the wierd ones no
one understand and then people give me shit when i try to expain it
to them. one of the coolest experiences ever was being on a movie
set with johnny depp, i was 3 feet away from him.
i guess im on here because i am lonely, trying to find some decent
women to date/relationship with. this site is cool because you get
asked all these wierd questions.
i am also a horrible speller, have wierd speratic anxiety attacks,
sort of experimenting with being a vegitarien, and have great
common sense. so, thats me in a nutshell. hope you liked it! FYI DO
NOT PAY ATTENTION TO MY ICONS BELOW, i dont know how i got some of
those, im not a republican, yuck! and im extremely well mannered,
I am honest, unique, and querky
What I’m doing with my life
I have just recently left my job of 5 years as a museum curator to
persue a career in a bigger better museum. i might go back for some
schooling, or some online stuff, it seems pretty popular. im very
active in my motorsports club, and participate with my beloved car.
im interested in picking up guitar lessons and learning music, so i
hope that works out.
I’m really good at
Driving cars, any kind of car. i am the most normal person i
know....and when i say normal i mean on the level, status quo, and
my friends compliment me on that. i stay out of trouble, im a great
moderator, i give REALLY good back rubs and massages, im very
compassionate and understanding, i strive to feel everyones great
empathy and can talk with them. im really good at holding hands and
walking thru the park.
The first things people usually notice about me
glasses, smile, eyes, hair, shoes, jacket, cheeks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ryan Adams, U2, Joseph Arthur, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Josh
Rouse, Coldplay, Deftones, Garbage, Sarah Mclachlan, Stone Temple
Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Explosions in the Sky, David
Gray, BT, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen, Jimi Hendrix, The Who,
Miles Davis, ATB, The Killers, Travis, Semisonic, The Wallflowers,
Bob Dylan, Don Henly, Sountracks, Dance/Trance/Techno, Ambient,
World, classical, all types of music.
The Fountain, The Prestige, 300, Hot Fuzz, The Good The Bad and the
Ugly, Kill Bill 1 and 2, The Bourne Trilogy, Parates 1-3,
Caddyshack, Anchorman, Fight Club, Seven, BlackHawk Down,
Gladiator, Old School, Lord of the Rings 1-3, The Departed, The
Godfather, Lost Highway, Other wierd films, old black and white
movies, Casa Blanca, The Big Sleep etc, lots of things.
i love wine! Chicken, pizza, crab rangoon, french fries, shredded
lettuce, cheese, bread, soft pretzels and mustard, county fair corn
dogs, peanut butter, bagels and cream cheese.
The six things I could never do without
1:Ipod and music in general
2:Car, my beautiful BMW M3 (not everyone who drives a bmw is a
prick, like the joke suggests)
3:Me Cell phone, even tho i wish i could live without it, it has
become a necessity
4:Internet, its just the bees knees!
5:Dr. Pepper, because it rocks!
6:My Pea Coat
but those seem to be just material posessions, i cannot function
without my family and friends, they mean the world to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it mans greed exceeds practicality. how many people have
died needlessly for any matter. why are we here, where are we
going, who are we. why are people alone. where is the love i hear
so much about. is god real. are our lives on this earth part of
something great, or just insignificant.
i think, therefore i am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home watching some classic movies, or hanging out with my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that i am a total coward when it comes to talking to women. and i
prefer women to make ths first move and persue me.
You should message me if
we have more than the usual in common, and you want to email back
and forth a bit, then perhaps if things go well we can get together
for a cup of coffee. you want romance and to find a connection. i
use aim but am rarely on it, solacepower is my screen name. and i
dooo have a myspace (who doesent) myspace.com/ephoffman