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solannoyed

43 Kenmore, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–54
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like the scenic route... so much so that I once acquired (derisively) the nickname "Highway 49" on a College trip to California. I'm not the kind who is going to blitz through something without forethought, nor without appreciating what I am seeing along the way.

I'm mostly here for the tests... and the cool/interesting algorithm... and to occasionally rubberneck -- I did say I was into taking the scenic route, and this is *waaay* cheaper than gas right now *grin*.

I am sardonic, boisterous, and intellectual; oh, and also ENTP -- I'm just sayin'. :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping large websites running remotely. Sneaking in sushi meals whenever I can (which usually means when I'm not eating with the wife). Raising a 10-year-old. Brushing up on my gerrymandering skills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding my way around places. Usually. The odd mistakes are notable and make for some good stories.

Also, impersonating Elvis, both on the legit stage and as world-class karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Umm, fire-hydrant-like build, Fred-Flintstone-esque doorstop-shaped feet, or maybe the dark, deep-set eyes?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* internet

* maps

* soda

* plastic tender

* glasses

* shade
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics. Policy... particularly educational and tax policy. And a few other things that come along with being human... and male... and mostly healthy. :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either trying to recover from the trials of the past week (usually that means watching a movie at home while eating either pizza or Chinese), or attending a social event that *I* didn't schedule. Saturday nights, on the other hand, are more undisciplined and action-filled. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once was involved in a messy incident in the produce department of a Kroger.
You should message me if
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...something possesses you to do so. I'm not antisocial *grin*, though I can be trying at times when phoned while trying to focus.