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solidusjoe

26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings. Name's Joe. Game designer, fuzzy face and (reportedly) funny guy.

I have been studying my whole life for Jeopardy I think. Most of my mind is filled with facts that have no business being there.

I'm inspired by science and art. Music and film. I can talk about these subjects ad nausea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a video game designer here in Chicago. I also work on the side on some of my own personal projects. I take in a large amount of hobbies and am focused on just making something of myself and having a good time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hugs.

Creating and expressing ideas either visually or through rhetoric. I've been told I do very well at some of the geekery I pursue such as Magic (the card game) and computer building.

I also tend to be really good at listening and giving advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty loud. (Sorry to all you indoor voices types of people). Though I can have a shy streak sometimes given the environment.

Though I am loud, I am really hard to get excited. I'm just really laid back and down to earth (or so I have been told).

Aside from that I often hear that I have an astonishing beard.

I'm also a pretty big guy, working on losing weight but I'll still be fairly large framed regardless even when I meet my weight goal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
Bassnectar
Joey Lowstep
Eminem
Johnny Cash
Linkin Park (Meteora and earlier)
Anamanaguchi
& many more

Movies:
Inception
Terminator 2
The Dark Knight
Wall-E
The Lion King
Forrest Gump
& many many many more

Television:
Firefly
Dexter
Breaking Bad
Scrubs
& more

Books:
Anything by Douglas Adams. If you consider Graphic Novels books, I like those. I also love reading online comics too. xkcd. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Megatokyo.

Food:
Lots of types. I love cooking. My specialty is Italian food.
I also enjoy asian foods
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Videogames, Technology, Love, Food, and Music.

Not in any particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life, my friends, and girls I like.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about the future. The way I wish things were for myself and others. The state of the world. Politics sometimes. The nature of people. Lots of things.

I've considered redoing this profile and talking about all the bad things about me instead and letting people ask about the good ones - I bet I'd get just as many messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Now... Hanging out with friends, working on projects, or just chilling.

Parties with my friends are interesting but not much like the rest of parties folks have. Or maybe they are just like the ones most folks have.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had this account since 2008 and have never made any real connections from it. Dare you to make me change this section.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor.

You want a new friend to play games with.

Or you want to get some coffee at my favorite Cuban coffee joint downtown.