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28 F Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:38pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Seeking partner in crime for adventures, hot tea and snuggles.

Left leaning feminist type. Kind of shy. Dinosaur enthusiast. I am goofy, clumsy and awkward. Yeah, baby.

I like to be creative but my art is bad. I sew a little, paint, knit, sculpt. I like beer and live music and picnics. Blanket forts are the shit.
What I’m doing with my life
I hate this question. What AM I doing with my life?

In a less metaphysical sense, I have a job like what grown ups have. It keeps me out of the house for almost 12 hours a day, longer if I stop for a beer or round of pub trivia.
I’m really good at
Making bad puns.
Drinking my own weight in tea on a daily basis.
Starting creative projects only to forget about them 15 minutes later.
Solving those 9-letter word puzzles in the paper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, you'd have to ask someone else. I'd assume the usual - hair/eyes/smile/alien chest burster. Or that I look vaguely like a fatter version of Michelle Williams (the actress, not the pop star).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Virginia Woolf, Zadie Smith, Isabelle Allende, Trudi Canavan, Suzanne Collins, Stacey D'Erasmo, Donna Tart, Isobelle Carmody, Philip Pullman, Kurt Vonnegut, Geraldine Brooks, Silvia Plath, Jonathon Safran Foer, Gillian Flynn, Patrick White, etc.

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, The Devil's Backbone, Little Miss Sunshine, Labyrinth, District 9, Igby Goes Down, Mulan, Ghost World, Spirited Away, Amelie, The Spanish Apartment, I Love You, Man, Juno, Almost Famous, Mean Girls, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lars and the Real Girl, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Zombieland, Step Brothers, etc.

TV shows: Parks and Recreation, Community, Bob's Burgers, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Six Feet Under, True Blood, Daria, Dr Who, Battlestar Galactica, Community, Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development, Black Books, Scrubs, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-files, Gilmore Girls, Ahh! Real Monsters, My So-Called Life, The Colbert Report, plus many many more.
I still haven't seen any Breaking Bad. <-- This is no longer true. I have now seen it and it is amazing!

Music: Against Me!, Andrew Jackson Jihad, the Mountain Goats, Okkervil River, Regina Spektor, Tegan and Sara, Rilo Kiley, Allison Weiss, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Billie the Vision and the Dancers, Deep Sea Arcade, Explosions in the Sky, Garfunkel and Oates, The Tallest Man on Earth, Jukebox the Ghost, Iron Horse, Laura Imbruglia, The Smiths, Third Eye Blind, etc.

Food: Indian food, chocolate, breakfast, mangoes.
The six things I could never do without
The internet
A good book
Creative pursuits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I could make or do. The deep recesses of space. The undiscovered creatures of the ocean's mysterious bottom. How good bottoms are.
On a typical Friday night I am
The usual - out with friends at a gig or a pub. Or at home in my onesie drinking tea and surfing the web/watching a TV show (lately I'm into Bob's Burgers).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had a sexy dream about Zach Braff but we didn't get very far because his penis was a banana. And then it fell off.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
We're a good match.
You're into art or literature or marathoning TV shows.
You like op shops/markets/building living room forts.
You actually read my profile and aren't just carpet bombing all the ladies on this site with the oh-so engaging and original message of 'hey'.