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23 Skillman, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:58am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm Melissa. Psychology and Brit Lit enthusiast working in the admissions department of a short-term psychiatric hospital. ENFP. Grad school is somewhere in the works, as is living abroad. I'm relentlessly optimistic, completely sarcastic, passionate, energetic, and a bit too smart for my own good. I absolutely refuse to take myself too seriously, and I often use ten words when I could use four. I love my dogs more than anything in the world. If you can make me laugh, and hard, and tolerate the occasional nerdgasm, I'm yours.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work admissions in a crisis stabilization hospital with a dedicated substance abuse unit, which means I spend a good portion of my day reassuring patients that, yes, I do know the difference between a bag, a bundle, and a brick of heroin and no, your client does not need to be institutionalized because he won't stop sticking objects into every orifice of his body. My parents are very proud.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rationalizations, witticisms, escapism, listening to songs on repeat until I ruin them for everyone else around me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hi I'm a mildly attractive 24[23] year old with Internet access and a camera and a handle on sarcasm aren't I precious" --@trolleycat
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything Jane Austen, anything John Green, especially The Fault in our Stars, the Hunger Games trilogy, Hitchhiker's Guide, The Handmaid's Tale, Catch 22, the Princess Bride, The Catcher in the Rye, Spanking Shakespeare, Outliers. A Song of Ice and Fire. Just finished Gone Girl, which was phenomenally damaged in the best way. Trying to make a list of high-brow classics and reading young adult trash instead.

Movies: The Princess Bride, hands down. Also anything Monty Python or Mel Brooks. Animal House. Grosse Pointe Blank. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Across the Universe. Pirate Radio. Ever After. Wedding Crashers. The Bourne trilogy. Tangled and How to Train your Dragon. The Fall. 10 Things I Hate About You. Man on Fire.

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Hell's Kitchen, Chopped, House, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Kitchen Confidential, Arrested Development. RIP Top Gear.

Music: A little bit of everything (Meaning I have notoriously terrible taste in music but my taste is eclectic enough to cover most genres.)

Food: Sushi!

Punctuation marks: the semicolon, followed closely by the Oxford comma. It's a lost art, really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
To be honest, I'm pretty set with a smartphone, a data plan, and a vehicle. Everything else is negotiable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Exploring a lot of what-ifs, a nearly constant reel of song lyrics and movie quotes, potential and impractical thesis topics, and how to be vague in as many words as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making poor life choices, generally.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will happily ignore everything and everyone around me if there is a friendly puppy in my immediate vicinity who will roll around on the floor with me.

Also, I've known more about hockey than every guy I've ever dated. It's fine, I'm a lady.
You should message me if
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you're totally fine with someone who cares more about your Myers-Briggs type than your zodiac sign (they're both equally accurate measures of personality). Bonus points if you're articulate.