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some_monsterism

35 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like lists. I also like having fun, because that is the definition of fun.
- transplant from the east coast.
- been here about 7 years. I like it, have no plan of leaving soon.
- kind of a goofball.
- been called a teddy bear. I am trying to embrace that.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I develop software. I enjoy it. I've been doing it full time for about a year, after finishing grad school. Besides that, I'm trying to do all the things I've wanted to do but never gotten around to. I'm trying to get back into acting. I want to learn to dance, sing, play instruments. I've been running off and on for a few years, and I hope to finally make it stick and increase my distance and speed. I'm trying to enjoy life and be a better person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, remembering the name of that movie with that one guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm reading a book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by David Foster Wallace, Haruki Murakami, or Joe Meno, Anathem by Neal Stephenson, anything involving time travel.

Movies: Kicking & Screaming, Metropolitan, Primer, The Station Agent, No Country For Old Men, The Thin Man

Music: The Weakerthans, The Thermals, Dark Dark Dark, Ben Folds Five, Kid Dynamite, Mates of State, Old 97s, John Vanderslice, They Might Be Giants, Regina Spektor

TV: Bee & Puppycat, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Freaks & Geeks, Adventure Time, Monk, That Mitchell & Webb Look, Buffy, Angel, Firefly

Food: Pretty much anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Green spaces
Dumb jokes
Books
Pizza
Games (all kinds)
A DVD of Cool Runnings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Intersectionality. Also, what my life would be like now if I had discovered the punk scene in high school.

Bonus: puns!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, or at movie/music show/play/comedy show with friends. Probably not at a dinner party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be the little spoon sometimes
You should message me if
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You want to hold hands and shit.

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