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sometalldarkhand

37 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Gentleman and a scholar, as played by a clown.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've dedicated myself to contemporary fine art, which is neither water, shelter, nor land, but that's also the point.
I’m really good at
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Expert ameteur handyman who excels at close inspection, broad themes, collecting, deflecting and apple pie a la Grandma.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall / Nic Cage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm intellectually curious, so this is a moving target, but Raymond Chandler, Bill Watrous, MC Ant, Kurosawa, Halt & Catch Fire and oysters are current fascinations.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can make do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Negative space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a plane to Mexico City or watching a week's worth of Daily Show and Colbert Report at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Cat humor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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