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something1982

31 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Hebrew, Russian

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My self-summary
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
d*mn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?

Sometimes I have a speech impediment. Which is a really hard word to pronounce if you have one.

My brother has ADD which is ironic cuz he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh cuz he was distracted by a squirrel.

I want to open a maternity shop and call it: We're Fu*ked

I hate celebrities. Celebriti? plural? all of em. I hate em.

For 5 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey. They ask me, what are you quitting. I'm friggin quitting cold turkey!!!

I play sharades with this deaf couple. They are friggin amazing. None of that "sounds like" crap, but they are unbelievably good.

I made a promise to myself to wear my bee-keeping outfit....
only when I'm bee keeping.

I made a mixed tape once for my girlfriend to tell her how I feel. ex girlfriend.

I went to my high-school reunion the other day and it was weird. I was home schooled. So it was just me and a bowl of punch. Listening to "cool and the gang".

sometimes I like to read the bible in public places so people can see me and murmur out to myself: Oh Bulls*it

Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
d*mn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?

Sometimes I have a speech impediment. Which is a really hard word to pronounce if you have one.

My brother has ADD which is ironic cuz he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh cuz he was distracted by a squirrel.

I want to open a maternity shop and call it: We're Fu*ked

I hate celebrities. Celebriti? plural? all of em. I hate em.

For 5 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey. They ask me, what are you quitting. I'm friggin quitting cold turkey!!!

I play sharades with this deaf couple. They are friggin amazing. None of that "sounds like" crap, but they are unbelievably good.

I made a promise to myself to wear my bee-keeping outfit....
only when I'm bee keeping.

I made a mixed tape once for my girlfriend to tell her how I feel. ex girlfriend.

I went to my high-school reunion the other day and it was weird. I was home schooled. So it was just me and a bowl of punch. Listening to "cool and the gang".

sometimes I like to read the bible in public places so people can see me and murmur out to myself: Oh Bulls*it

Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
d*mn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?

Sometimes I have a speech impediment. Which is a really hard word to pronounce if you have one.

My brother has ADD which is ironic cuz he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh cuz he was distracted by a squirrel.

I want to open a maternity shop and call it: We're Fu*ked

I hate celebrities. Celebriti? plural? all of em. I hate em.

For 5 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey. They ask me, what are you quitting. I'm friggin quitting cold turkey!!!

I play sharades with this deaf couple. They are friggin amazing. None of that "sounds like" crap, but they are unbelievably good.

I made a promise to myself to wear my bee-keeping outfit....
only when I'm bee keeping.

I made a mixed tape once for my girlfriend to tell her how I feel. ex girlfriend.

I went to my high-school reunion the other day and it was weird. I was home schooled. So it was just me and a bowl of punch. Listening to "cool and the gang".

sometimes I like to read the bible in public places so people can see me and murmur out to myself: Oh Bulls*it

Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
d*mn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?

Sometimes I have a speech impediment. Which is a really hard word to pronounce if you have one.

My brother has ADD which is ironic cuz he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh cuz he was distracted by a squirrel.

I want to open a maternity shop and call it: We're Fu*ked

I hate celebrities. Celebriti? plural? all of em. I hate em.

For 5 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey. They ask me, what are you quitting. I'm friggin quitting cold turkey!!!

I play sharades with this deaf couple. They are friggin amazing. None of that "sounds like" crap, but they are unbelievably good.

I made a promise to myself to wear my bee-keeping outfit....
only when I'm bee keeping.

I made a mixed tape once for my girlfriend to tell her how I feel. ex girlfriend.

I went to my high-school reunion the other day and it was weird. I was home schooled. So it was just me and a bowl of punch. Listening to "cool and the gang".

sometimes I like to read the bible in public places so people can see me and murmur out to myself: Oh Bulls*it

Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
d*mn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?

Sometimes I have a speech impediment. Which is a really hard word to pronounce if you have one.

My brother has ADD which is ironic cuz he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh cuz he was distracted by a squirrel.

I want to open a maternity shop and call it: We're Fu*ked

I hate celebrities. Celebriti? plural? all of em. I hate em.

For 5 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey. They ask me, what are you quitting. I'm friggin quitting cold turkey!!!

I play sharades with this deaf couple. They are friggin amazing. None of that "sounds like" crap, but they are unbelievably good.

I made a promise to myself to wear my bee-keeping outfit....
only when I'm bee keeping.

I made a mixed tape once for my girlfriend to tell her how I feel. ex girlfriend.

I went to my high-school reunion the other day and it was weird. I was home schooled. So it was just me and a bowl of punch. Listening to "cool and the gang".

sometimes I like to read the bible in public places so people can see me and murmur out to myself: Oh Bulls*it

Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
d*mn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?

Sometimes I have a speech impediment. Which is a really hard word to pronounce if you have one.

My brother has ADD which is ironic cuz he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh cuz he was distracted by a squirrel.

I want to open a maternity shop and call it: We're Fu*ked

I hate celebrities. Celebriti? plural? all of em. I hate em.

For 5 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey. They ask me, what are you quitting. I'm friggin quitting cold turkey!!!

I play sharades with this deaf couple. They are friggin amazing. None of that "sounds like" crap, but they are unbelievably good.

I made a promise to myself to wear my bee-keeping outfit....
only when I'm bee keeping.

I made a mixed tape once for my girlfriend to tell her how I feel. ex girlfriend.

I went to my high-school reunion the other day and it was weird. I was home schooled. So it was just me and a bowl of punch. Listening to "cool and the gang".

sometimes I like to read the bible in public places so people can see me and murmur out to myself: Oh Bulls*it

I am awesome, great, and love animals
What I’m doing with my life
trying to find the best damn dating site EVER! like TOTALLY. So awesome!
I know!
I’m really good at
choosing dating sites
The first things people usually notice about me
my ability to choose dating sites.
The six things I could never do without
my dog
my other dog
my other other dog,
you get the picture
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you know the diference between then and than