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something_wit_e

34 M Clifton Park, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French, Spanish, Sign Language

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've traveled around the country and part of the world, experienced many different occupations, have great friends, an outgoing personality, and a terrific sense of humor! I try to find the humor in everything, I'm very upbeat, relaxed, and HATE negativity!
I joke often, laugh even more, and want to find someone that compliments my flaws/ personality/ outlook on life/ and well being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying, and doing everything I've wanted to do! I live life trying to have no regrets.....and that means doing what makes me happy, and pursuing things that interest me.

With that being said... I decided to go to Culinary School. I don't want to be a Chef for a living; but I do want to be able to cook a Super Awesome Impressive Thanksgiving Dinner from scratch.

Besides going to school right now, I work too. So yeah, that puts a damper on going out, and meeting new people.

The fun stuff>>>
I like to play pool, darts, cards, board games, mini golf, regular golf, soccer, bar trivia, rock climbing, hiking, camping, fishing, four-wheeling, riding my bike ( I don't peddle this bike), trying different exotic/foreign foods, and checking out new watering holes.

At the end of the day It'd be nice to have someone to unwind with; grab a bite to eat with, have a drink with, watch a movie with, talk and relax with....etc., etc., etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I have snowboarding skills above my capability, using a dictionary, math, building/fixing things, reading a map, grilling/cooking, soccer, golf, being awkward, telling jokes, being inappropriate, reading situations, giving advice like an unauthorized psychologist, Sudoku, poker, monopoly, games in general, communication, accomplishing goals, and repeating myself.........but yet I'm not so good at typing short punctual sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I look nothing like Derek Zoolander.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books...I'm a fan of "The Guinness Book of World Records" there's some CRAZY stuff in there!
I read a ton for school right now, so I don't read for pleasure. (I mean learning is my pleasure ;-)

Shows...Bar Rescue, How I met Your Mother, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and of course Cops.

Music...I like variety. Anything from Tenacious D, to The Beatles, Blink 182, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Zombie, Eminem, The Lumineers, Florence and The Machine, Wu-Tang Clan, The Grateful Dead....and the list could go on and on, and it constantly expands and changes.

Food...I love food!!! I'm a great cook; or so I like to think so. I'll try most anything; but I'm not quite as ballsy as Andrew Zimmern.....the bizzare foods guy, he'll put anything in his mouth. I'm not looking to try penis, balls, and asshole soup...haha that guys gross.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shit I 'd like to think I could be self-sufficient and survive off the land.....just in case WW III happens or Zombies come.

My Fingers are pretty handy! I'd like to keep them!!!!
Otherwise....filtered water, a vehicle, chapstick, plumbing, and a memory card for my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, and all the great things to come. Winning the Mega Millions. What world record I'd like to set...or be able to set.
Where would I like to LIVE, explore, and settle down....the world is OUR oyster (so many places yet to explore).
All the cool things l'd still like to learn........
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working....and then unwinding with a drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually never enrolled in space camp.
You should message me if
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You think we'd hit it off.

Don't be shy......... make the first move. It's a turn on ;-)

**You'd like to let me try out different recipes for us to try....back up plan we'll order a pizza or Chinese.
(....I'll make the feast, you help with the dishes)