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28 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 25, 2014
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have no idea how to write a self-summary. Everyone probably says that, but there it is. I'm kind of shy, but working on it. Sarcasm wasn't an option in the languages section, but I'm fluent in it. Sometimes this leads to misunderstandings. I grew up in a small town and even after 7 years, I'm still not quite used to cities. I have a love affair with parentheticals (and I know parenthetical isn't a noun, but just don't care.) I can shear a sheep.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just got a masters! Well, technically they still have to mail it to me, but I'm calling it. I'm sticking around for the Ph.D. program, so I'll be here for a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math. Sarcasm. Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suppose my height? I'm not sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are too many good ones to ever pick a favorite. Here are some good ones.

Books - Falling Man by Don DeLillo; Little, Big by John Crowley; The Farseer Trilogy by Robin Hobb; Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig; some slow, painfully wonderful Kafka (my German is awful). I love books, so this could go on forever.

Movies - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Pulp Fiction, Deconstructing Harry, Das Leben der Anderen, Fargo

Shows - I take it back. I have a favorite show. The Wire is the best show ever made. Other notables include Freaks and Geeks, Firefly and pretty much any drama HBO has made.

Music - Alabama 3, Andrew Bird, Spoon, Muddy Waters, The Mountain Goats (a recent discovery), Art Tatum, Eminem, Tom Waits, etc. (Confession: I've always wanted to use the phrase "Tom Waits, etc." It sounds wonderfully ridiculous.)

Food - All kinds. I suppose I'm not a fan of Lima Beans, but pretty much anything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Precision. In general and particular.

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